Finished Folds (81—100)
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2ONE MILLION DOLLARS to the church of Scientology to clear their conscience of their innate, human fallibility. The team decided to call themselves "The Dark Angels of Manhattan".
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3Perhaps we should see other people.
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0d drawing competition. The other little rags in the dirt decided they'd had enough of the red rag's shit and left it all alone.
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2Fold 1.
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2However many times he tried, Juan could not seem to pull it off...
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1Fucking BAGPIPES.
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2stabbed him with his own lightning bolt. The battle quickly degenerated into a brawl between all Gods. The Flying Spaghetti Monster and Cthulhu wrestled in the sea while Jesus
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4eat some cheesy bagels, throw a scrunched-up piece of paper into a waste-paper basket, hit on a lamppost, hail a cab in the middle of the Siberian tundra and even change my socks.
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4by questioning the local peasantry. A homeless man in a subway station told them that he'd give them the baked beans on toast that they sought if they slew the concrete dragon.
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3drink. Unfortunately, Tabitha wasn't about to let me get anywhere near her carefully guarded buffet until all our coworkers had arrived. Including Josh. I began to
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4ow.
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1rot away, like all things in this world.
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35 American dollars for Greenpeace. He spent 4 of those on coffee. It was at this point in his life that the Doctor (for this man did have a pHD in Astrobiological Literature) had t
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3fell 100 feet to their deaths. The investigation into the deaths of the bears was not being treated as suspicious, thanks to a few well-placed bribes.
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3If you knew Titch the gorilla, then you'd know that it was a bad idea for her to give him a knife.
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2that there was more to life, even if she wouldn't admit it. Soon, Janis and Boom left Las Vegas and headed for
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3then the police officer won't try and mug us for our doughnut supplies. Too late, he's coming this way!
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4The pizza did not help much with his incurable disease.
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3where he had to run off and fight the Gromulanian Star-Humpers for three years without so much as admitting that he'd even been away. Scott and the rest of Picard's crew decided
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1that the truth will never be revealed. My secret dies with me.