Finished Folds (141—160)
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6played an improvised tune in the key of C, which is considered to be an insult by the extragalactic zorgophone-playing community. Some humans could play a passable melody, but none
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4mannered secretary had been influencing him through subtle alterations to his paperwork. Now that Mr. Zombie had called it quits, she would take over as the new dictator for life.
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4cheese yeti feast, but he couldn't bring himself to kill the poor creature, not without some nice wine to go with it. The cheese yeti took advantage of his hesitation to grab his
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3create a race of mutant cyborgs, invade a planet, turn it's inhabitants into robotic slaves and use them to drill into the planet's core and turn the planet into a giant spaceship.
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2and used it to pick my teeth. Muffin Man was intimidated by this and let Pancake and I arrest him for crimes against humanity and Peach Cobblers. But we had forgotten to check that
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5A sea of chocolate easter eggs flooded through the door.
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5he was an alien shapeshifter from the planet Raxacoricofallapatorius , but he was afraid that she would reject him. Gleek was not the most confident of aliens.
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0"For you", Frank murmured through his increasingly creepy fixed smile (speaking to no-one in particular in his fairly large audience) "it's twenty-five percent off". One customer
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3dirty water from the New Jersey plant, but that was before cousin Bradley worked there, so I'm definitely confident that it's okay to drink. Of course, if I were to consider the
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2pack it all in. The inspiration just wasn't there anymore. There was only one person who could fill the musical void left by Mark, and that was
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6"What was that? Sorry, could you say that again, I didn't quite catch it."
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3scythe blade protruding from the frogman's arm, which had already penetrated my shoulder. Still, nothing would stop me from avenging my lost love. I twisted the frogman's webbed
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1except for the giant green mutated hamster in the bathtub, but that wasn't really important right now. At least everyone was safe. Well, almost everyone, but the police didn't
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5he told the junkies to spy on all the ventriloquists in the city, before switching back to his authoritative Charles Bronson impression to order them to get going.
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4e pair of them into a giant white tower in the sky, where they used their magic to cleanse the Earth of fools and unholy heretics. At least, that's what she told the psychiatrist.
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7On Literal Day, telling someone to "break a leg" could get you put in the "slammer" for grievous bodily harm. He'd have to find whoever he'd sent that text to and stop them, fast!
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3so forgetful. He would have to make do with bandages, but they just wouldn't feel the same. Now how to get down from the top of Trump Tower? He'd dropped his phone, so there was no
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4and end with a brutal murder scene at the conclusion of a gripping tale of horror and the dark side of human nature. But that's a long way off yet, so we'll start with the birdseed
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4skittles and M&Ms to keep it company. I soon learned that whatever technicolor entity I had ingested was not a fungus, as it tried to mate with the vibrant sweets in my stomach.
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2movements show them to his doctor. Two weeks later, the doctor was looking worriedly at the measurements. He hadn't seen anything like this in years. His patients bowels were