Finished Folds (121—140)
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4lawn mowing in general, but seeing clockwise lawn mowing occurring before her eyes made her very horny. We laid down on an already cut portion of the lawn and made passionate love.
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2was...was…was…WAIT A MINUTE!! What in hell am I doing finishing this fold? I know NOTHING about cryptocurrency! So I loaded my pockets with loose change and headed down the road.
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3iron feet. At this level you’ll find nylons, girdles, and lingerie, so get some cute items to accessorize. Restrooms and Customer Service are in the back corner. We aim to please.
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2approached Kissinger. He looked worried and stepped back but paused when I smiled. “I have one question for you, Dr. Kissinger,” I said. “What was it like screwing Jill St. John?"
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5wonder why in hell your violin’s in a marching band. Finally you’re free to grab one of Garfield’s tethers. You rise and the band breaks into “Up Up and Away” by the 5th Dimension.
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3in the bumper cars, Cody was pissed, having been bumped by a GIRL! Ewwwww! But Cody came around. He invited Sally to enjoy a “hot dog” under the bleachers, no mustard. Ahhh, YOUTH!
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2That failed like the other giant-shoe schemes. The shoe had a foul odor inside of toe jam and Fritos corn chips. The orphans revolted, hanging Mother Hubbard by a giant shoestring.
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3Carmen Miranda entered in her tutti-frutti hat, we were salivating. She was attacked right away. Oranges, peaches, and bananas flew. A Brazilian grease spot was all that was left.
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4great to see Jesus get his comeuppance. He poisoned the loaves and fishes while the restaurant patrons took selfies with Jesus. But JC blessed the poisoned food, making it safe.
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3area in his brain. Still, each time he heard a clock TICK-tock, heard the Beatles sing TICKet to Ride, or saw a baby TICKled, he panicked and developed…what else?...a facial TIC.
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4new Muppet. This angered the likes of Danny O’Day and Jerry Mahoney, who needed major work if something broke on them, causing Jerry to found the He-Dummy Muppet Hater’s Club.
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2the lab, looking feverishly for a giant egg to fertilize. Spying the Colonel’s beanbag chair, it headed straight for it and plunged in, bursting the cover and sending beans flying.
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3head. What would Ollie and Fran do without Kukla? Kukla was replaced with Knucklehead Smiff, who was available. But they argued over billing and the act never got off the ground.
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3Then a woodsman entered, about to cut open the wolf to save me. “Hold it!” said the wolf. “You’re the woodsman from Red Riding Hood! Leave THIS story!” He left and I got digested.
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2in the photo lab, complaining his vampire mom didn’t appear in photos he’d taken of her. The manager opined: “CVS banned tobacco from its stores. It should have banned WEIRDOS!"
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2been institutionalized, living only to eat and emit. Or so we thought. The “emit” part was a problem. At feedings we endured storms of thrown shit, so we slid food under the door.
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2you got caught, especially if you were unshaven at time of arrest. And the pizza and lemonade lobby in Washington was keen to report any such violations involving flung laptops.
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1give up. “Why not?” rumbled a voice in the sky, “Ethics, shmethics,” it said. The voice pissed him off, but a lightning bolt struck him dead. “Turns out you WERE wrong all along."
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4Prime Minister Strother Martin joined the mayhem. “What we’ve got here…is failure to relevé!” He stepped from behind the podium, revealing a tutu-clad behind. We dancers cheered.
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3Momma sat in her seat, oblivious to my approach. I was ready to eject her when the conductor entered. In a fluid movement he grabbed me and flung me out. Momma waved bye-bye to me.