Finished Folds (601—614)
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3“Mushrooms” became a restaurant where every fungi (and fun gal) came to bask in marvelous shade and dampness. There was good food, friends, and plenty of toadstools to perch on.
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3minded Grandma, but those designer undies were all she wanted to poop in ever again. Depends, she scolded him, were for losers. A proud Depends wearer himself, he dejectedly left.
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3at was the last straw for the neighbor, tired of Jim screaming his love of products out the window. “Then love THIS!” shouted a voice from outside, as a tomato hit Jim in the face.
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4being taken captive by the prisoners. And the prisoners didn’t mind either, since in lockup they never had access to a woman even one-quarter as fine as May. It was party time!
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2aped out the back way. “Damn this polyester!” she cried in frustration. “He won’t even look at me!” She stripped everything off and in her newfound nakedness skipped merrily away.
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3I just noticed a new phenomenon: I am beginning to split in two like a cell. POP! So here I am now, as two organisms. I’d better sign off. “Bye for now!” “Yeah, bye for now!"
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10Soon” card. Judd felt his destiny was meaningful writing, like restaurant menus or supermarket flyers. The Hallmark gig had allowed him to save a bit, so with $10.78 in his wallet
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3couch-cushion fibers, causing her huge ass and the couch to become one. When Henry discovered she was stuck to the couch, he thought of extricating her with a crosscut saw, but
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3floppy clown shoes. If he steals clown suits and pies, clowns will have to frolic in the center ring in thongs and throw toilet paper rolls at each other. Not exactly family fare.
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6“I hear God wants me to be Mork,” said Robin. “Couldn’t I be the Aladdin genie for all eternity?” St. Peter replied, “Sorry, Mr. Williams, but God doesn’t want any competition."
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1It was freaky that the hairball would play a part in a tragedy, but when Ed saw it he confronted Amy, his girlfriend. “Did you do this?” “No,” replied Amy, “I didn’t puke that up!"
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5a convertible top to the recliner, although she had no plans to use it outside. However, with the top installed, she decided adding a gasoline engine to the chair might be neat.
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3your brain." "Oh, really?" I said. "So how come I keep hearing...'take your clothes off, take your clothes off'" inside my head?" "Oh, that!" Eugene replied slyly, "that's just my
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4time to come clean. And come clean she did: she took a shower, then sprayed herself all over with lavender essence. Smelling good when she met the reporter, he jumped up and said