Finished Folds (181—200)
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7obviously the problem was this set of surgical-quality forceps that had been accidently sewn in by the previous surgeon. "No need to include that in the report, nurse Stacy."
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1down 3 gallons of napalm and swallow whole 3 dozen eggs, with carton. Not even pausing for breath, he shaved with a bowie knife in one clean swoop, using no lotion or aftershave.
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4your chance to go... all the way, with me. Um." She batted her eyelashes shyly at me, and I blinked in surprise. "No way!" I blurted in reply. She grinned and grabbed my hand.
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2Ol' Capt'n Gubby, we called him. If the paper was here on the board, that must mean he was working in collusion with the cell from Islamabad. I grabbed my MP5, unfolded the stock,
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6but she slapped me full across my double chin for reverting back to English. "Sacrebleu!" I blurted out. Suddenly she grinned, grabbed my ears, yanked me forward and kissed me full
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3to zero, and slaps in the face would result in playful romps instead of hurt feelings and tears. Soon, however, designers tired of the Face-Shield craze, and turned instead to
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3She recoiled in surprise, but settled back down again as she looked him over, and admired the way his jacket fell around the barstool. He said to her, "Left a drunk chick outside."
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0Then, we'll have made yet another batch of a completely useless substance that we sell as coffee but really has properties similar to a laxative. I cackled with sinister laughter!
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1Chowprom briefly considered the average obscurity of Septsnaz, and his fellow members. "Just way out there," he decided. After capturing their 215th dog and still no money to show,
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3performance, retired to his ramshackle trailer in the alleyway behind the club. "Only 35 more shows and then I'll be free of this disgusting toad and his thugs." Then he smelled
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1Bethore I chokthe on thith thimble I sthwallowth!" Horrified, servant robot butler Jasper sprang into action. Asimov's laws compelled it to perform a Heimlich maneuver, saving him.
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1As they took turns gazing into the eyepiece, what they saw astonished them. Abba turned to Kyle and said with a big goofy grin, "So that's what lady-bits look like."
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1That Tyra Banks was always causing trouble for me. I suddenly decided to act. But before I could arm the C4, her entire floor of her condo building exploded above me in a shower of
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1hbor." Having sprinted to the home of his royal advisor, he then banged on the door violently. "Kugi! Answer! Can I let go of my junk yet, or keep holding it?!" Kugimiya replied, "
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4The chemist supplied him with a concoction that would allow him to travel an unprecedented "Three Deep." What this meant was a mystery to him, but the chemist assured him that
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2win for sure! Together they loaded it in the trailer and made for the track. 12 hours later, BANG! went the starting shot. All 600 horses in Gramps' Hover-round screamed to life
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0Too late, she realized her mistake. A bump appeared above her nose, which grew into a painful boil, and then suddenly exploded outward in a shower of gore as a parasitic alien expl
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3lingering in the back of my throat. Memory of the dream's events began to fade, and my gaze settled on the thick sunshine mottling my shag carpet. "Fine, I'll get up." I sighed.
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1and he was universally feared. Five years later, his headache abated, and he tried to return to his religious post, but the Pope surprisingly refused his application.
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3everyone stands up, the children start howling, their parents throw their hands up in frustrated anger, the tweens start texting or twittering or whatever the fuck it is they do