Finished Folds (161—180)
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2This startled his avian audience, and they flew off as one. However, a low-flying private jet was passing by overhead, and one of the birds was tragically inhaled through engine #2
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1for a drowned family of six and their pet dog. He wasn't sure yet how to dispose of the bodies, but he knew that birds suspected of such crimes don't go to jail, they disappear.
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6immediately apparent, because it glinted on the sidewalk. I inspected it on the ground, and found a couple of quarters and one bent penny. "Not worth the effort," I declared.
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6I took out my pocket knife, a piece of lint, two paper clips, a bent staple, the crumbs from the tip of a graphite #2 pencil, a single hair and assembled them into
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2it was love at first sight. Reverse-mermaids were a longtime fantasy of his, and he ran toward her in gleeful abandon. Being without lungs, however, she flapped around on the floor
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3the crash of plateware hitting the aluminum roof of the crack den they called "High Court." It was a clever pun to name it that, set down in a royal mouse decree 3 months ago.
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5she called out to him, "Arthur! You dirty little beast! I'll cut it off! I swear to god you filthy little boy I'll cut it off if you ever soil yourself again!" He looked up at her
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5but an anonymous hero decided to man up. He broke off gracefully from his line-dance partner, tipping his hat at her, whipped out his lariat and tossed it at the clockwork bovine.
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2order four lemming pies. They were 50% off if you ordered the family platter. The heroine still pulsed through his veins, and he knew his time was limited, but his last meal would
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2Fine, he said to me then. He launched into a spinning bird kick, awkwardly exposing his lower torso, and irrevocably burning the image into my mind's eye forever as I blacked out.
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2and passed me by completely. He apologized profusely, but I understood given the alcoholic striped equines running around; it would be enough to make anyone sick.
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7planet filled with exclusively English speakers fond of breaking the fourth wall. They pointed at you and laughed, and you cried, and I died a little inside.
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5make me regret ever having stopped huffing paint. Hallucinations really made life worth living, and if I can't go back to those times, I might as well end my life. I pulled the
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2separated his finger from his hand. It continued on its grisly course and ripped straight into his shoulder, through the side of his ribcage, and into his left lung. Blood spurted
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2suddenly ceased to exist as the timeline was hijacked for the second time in as many lines. Spiders suddenly crawled out of my pores and covered my body in sticky silk thread.
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3arcane saber from the hidden compartment in his steely belly compartment and depressed the activator switch. FWWOANNGH! It crackled to life, and he chopped the DVD player in half.
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2handkerchief. "Request denied." The men around her chuckled at her misfortunate. She was dragged down the hallway still dressed in her nightgown, now shackled and impotent.
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3call your best friend, MegaShark. Everyone knows MegaShark always wins; he beat Crocosaurus and Giant Octopus already, clearly he's the better super animal monster. Megabear didn't
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2had balls the size of watermelons and literally had to use a wheelbarrow to cart them about. The ceremony was brief and functional, and Zalgo smiled at his new bride: The Earth.
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5but it was too late. The life support system suddenly stopped pumping the life-giving NO2, and the temperature plummeted. The ship's first mate, Janeway, started squealing.