Finished Folds (141—160)
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2be revealed to be a ploy by the now-defunct U.S.S.R. to cause mass panic among the female secretarial staff in government buildings, bringing the bureaucracy to a screeching halt.
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5just shat on the toe of my boot while I was whining silently to myself for the last 2 hours. The poor thing had to go, and couldn't hold it anymore. I'm such a thoughtless failure
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4strolling in through the front door, he realized that maybe he should have formulated a plan. Laser dots suddenly polka-dotted his labcoat and he froze. A yellow stain appeared
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2"The Peg-Leg Skateboarder," really quite an impressive moniker. The fame really started getting ridiculous after my video reached its 5 billionth hit, and I landed a contract to
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4stood for Alien Life Form, but you still had to call him by his full name: ALF, The Alien Life Form which I feel is redundant. Battlefield: Earth was another scar on the record of
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0a headstart on the hallucinatory rats chasing her up the wall. She realized this must be what they called "Trippin," and closed her eyes to block it out, but tripped over Octopurr
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4watermelon earlier, so the seeds were readily available to me. I scooped out some melon flesh and placed the seeds on my tongue. B'Hcuggeroth must have heard me though, and
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5papal secretary explained that he was very busy and would most likely be booked solid for the next two months, but I wouldn't take "No" for an answer. I reached for my Hanso sword
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5ing happened though, when she realized it was a single-action and she had forgot to cock the hammer. She giggled to herself privately about that. Fatally so, as the lamp hit her
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2"I wouldn't touch this with a ten-foot pole." said Doctor S., as he used his bowstaff to knock out the "viruses," as they were called, but which were actually naked mole rats infes
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1Cloned into hundreds of thousands of incubation tanks, the identical developing embryos spelled certain doom for the entire human race. They would all grow up to be happy-go-lucky,
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2your defense though, the clerk was kind of a dick to me the last time I was here so on second thought continue with your threats. I'll just hang out over here with the Pork Rinds."
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1to death two reindeer, an elf, his mother, a bag of presents, a snowman constructed by a local child, a bag of doritos and someone's cat all under its terrible weight. "Merry Chris
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1blimp. Suddenly, her hand holding the needle and thread was grabbed and pulled violently upward. She looked up and said, "Fucking Magnets! How do they work?!" Sunglasses YEEAAHHHHH
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2like a pre-dampened rice-paper net in a goldfish bin sideshow. Suddenly, glowing space creatures burst forth from the sunspot and headed for his disabled vessel. "OH shitohshitohsh
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4Also, it was in a cave filled with ancient Stalagmites. The piranhas weren't really a problem being aboveground, and the bungalow was correctly fortified against primate attack.
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2Salted Nuts!These are some really salty nuts I'm selling here, and if you don't buy some now I don't think there'll be any left for you later so grab my salted nuts before it's too
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0turned out to be a style wherein a child is fed macaroni and coleslaw and made to eat it very quickly, so they get full too quickly and get a stomach-ache. Then you induce vomiting
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4you know what the problem is just as well as I do." I replied, "What are you talking about, Microwave?" "This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it."
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4to let her drive the boat, but only if she let him "go all the way with her" more than once a month. Overjoyed, she grabbed the stick and yanked. The boat lurched from the pier