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each and every lusty lothario who dared cross her path. Roxanne laughed to herself while licking the last of mankind from her fingertips. Smiling, she burped and fell asleep. -
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"Eureka!" she cried, reading aloud. "Of course you must deduce the true slow dynamics near the bifurcation.As parameter epsilon crosses zero, quasi-equilibrium is achieved!"
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rice people keep throwing at me." Mae seemed to like the imagery. She lifted an eyebrow and said, "well honey, next time you feel like messin' around, come up n' see me."
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teensy, tiny little fairies carrying itty bitty cardboard tampons fluttered about. I shook my head to clear the vision. One stout fairy shouted, "Stick it in! The crimson tide hath
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velveteen lined in Byantine silk! Embroidered by the hands of starving Polynesians! Of COURSE it's expensive!" (Flippitino only snorted in reply). "But!" he continued, "for YOU...
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can no longer resist the lingering odor of overturned trash cans or his long, beautiful yet dexterous, almost human-like fingers. O, to see him grab cat food by the fist and scurry
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nostrils free from the cactus quills. "Welp," Bert said in resignation to his mighty steed Boneyass, "I reckon we best git a move on." B.A. whinnied in agreement. Tuco moaned and
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lates, "PILATES McFABULOUS" to be more exact, which she wore emblazoned across her voluminous butt cheeks encased in plush purple velour. And here was the best place to showcase he
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quite a smelly undertaking, too, this show of animal disapproval. Why, some animals took all night to get up the courage to crap in public. The monkey had no problem expressing his
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served as no deterrent. "Jag vet att du i hemlighet älskar lutefisk!" The gig was up. Fran had turned states evidence against his longtime companions and served them u to the Nobe
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chimed in, (inconspicuously, of course) on social media and on the infamous Moscow Invisible Blitzkreig (MIB - a podcast). Their sole comment? "Vote Pedro." Hmmm. Game on!
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out 99% of the time wherever a puffin was near...and it wasn't a taint's bit of difference in the Wild West. Many a night was wasted in the roudy, dusty saloons quarreling.
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damn day away and woke up late saying, "Crap!" (What a sap). Just then the baby heard a SNAP, turned around to feel his mother's hand land squarely on his jaw with a SLAP! Ma!? Nah
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He bent down, took off his shoe and spoke into it: "99 it's me. ! Upon further reflection, I have decided to forgo this mission and instead commence drinking. Seacrest out!"
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How in the heck was I to bask in the infamous glow of the Blue LIght Special?! Oh sh*t! I just saw someone I know. They mustn't see me here! ABORT PLAN! All KMART shoppers! ABORT!
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the Leutenant yelled. "Yeah, so?" said his partner, chiding him. "How's that a weapon, Dumbass?" I couldn't stand the second officers snide attitude and jumped in, saying, "I stab
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"TZz..Tzz." Damnit. I hit the Story Machine harder. A huge spark exploded and left y eyebrows singed. "Listen you!" I threatened. "Cough up better work! Throw in some cows or somet
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After about two and ahlf minutes of full throttle shrieking, she stopped and turned to he opponent. "Thank you, HIllary." said the moderator. "Your turn, Mr. Trump. Can YOU imitate
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in a rather odd turn of events, she flew to her Country Squire woodsided wagon and sped to the Pet Shop to acquire a feline of her own. I had half expected to be beaten, but this,
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Harvey Wallbanger cake he kept jammed in his jodhpurs."How do ya fancy me now?"he said proudly to the Captain. "I'll put it this way,"said Cap. "What do ya think of a May wedding?"