Finished Folds (181—200)
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5always relaxes me, and then I felt some tingling all over my body. OMG, the wind DOES have hands - MANY of them, and the wind is rather perverted too. I threw down my chips and
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2and I am so fucking tired of smelling like a pine tree. I even poured chicken noodle soup all over myself today in order to get a change of odor. Its actually not all the bad ex
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1puts things in my mind that often get me into fun predicaments. Like, this one time at Band Camp ... well, MAYBE I shouldn't discuss that. But I still love BOTH Santa and Satan b
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1border agent then demanded the trunk be opened, at which point he found 5 20-something boys in tight t-shirts and Guess jeans. "No Twinkies, but 5 twinks, I see." Damn, I had
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5rate to have the alleged Voodoo doctor advise me. Though, I did find it odd he demanded I give him all my possessions in an updated will and to sit naked before him. Oh well, no
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6add to the autobiographical musical I had been preparing about my life. The real problem was trying to write the closing number based on how I die, after I die. It will be tricky
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2because the aroma of the Twinkies was so distracting over the stench of rotting zombie flesh. GoGo stopped stopped and ate a Twinkie, only to have a zombie then eat him.
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2a swell idea if everyone wrote postcards home using his ink, but as he squirted, the ink sprayed all over the inside of the windshield & the VW bus crashed into a Waffle House.
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4his iPhone from the secret compartment he had carved into the back of the horse's neck, took a photo of the animal activists, gave them all the finger, laughed, and then rode off.
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4Except for cookies from Big Bertha's Cookieland. Those things tasted like old crusty tattoos dipped in spoiled milk, and gin doesn't help those things go down any better.
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4cry, and then probably all be arrested for paying to watch baby juggling, which is technically illegal in the State of Ohio, punishable by 30 lashes by a dominatrix. Nonetheless,
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4put in my roommate's coffee so he thinks he has an STD when he starts peeing sparkles. Haha, Adam is such a whore, he'll only be amazed its STD symptom he's never seen before.
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4on a pogo stick and holding a briefcase at my front door. He gives a multiple tooth-gapped smile and asks, "Would you like to buy a rubber stamp today?"
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5Soon the butterflies started to grow larger, causing his stomach to stretch until it literally exploded and butterflies burst out of the cavity, causing the entire room 2 applaud.
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5put on my favorite neckerchief and Icky Shuffle headband, put on my lipstick, and walked before the cameras where I ironically slipped on a banana peel and crushed the puppy.
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5would ever guess that I secretly have a fetish of eating live goldfish while reading the mystery thrillers of the sexy agent W. Edwards Deming.
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2think that Depends made furry diapers in pink. God knows that the furriness feels amazing against the skin, but why the pink color? It is obviously a turn-off for the older men.
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2But, really to the surprise of no one, Rudolph is a power bottom who has a thing for elves with "furry fetishes." So Rudolph bent over to look like he was eating snow, but really
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2a warmed bratwurst from her lady-parts. She slipped it in before dinner to give more of a beefy-odor rather than tuna-odor, and to stretch herself later to better receive him.
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4ually modified to replace their legs with Slinkies. It was fun to watch them walk down stairs, but otherwise sad to watch them otherwise try and walk. Yeah, Little Ponies are not