Finished Folds (201—220)
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1boon room where she watched the hourly feces throwing war among the animal. Eh, it beat getting hit with a crappy t-shirt (pun intended). The feces throwing made her thirsty so
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4that the elves were incredibly well-endowed. Well, my sorry turned into incredible envy. Wow, the women that I could woo, and charge more than $2 like those elves, if I
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1Until a freak claiming to be a pro paintballer started driving towards the stage in a go-kart while waving his finger me. Damn, he was going to so give me up because
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5a monkey holding a banana like a pistol from his pants. Did I mention he is a big fan of the '80s and tends to wear a lot of parachute pants? Anyway, this caused the cashier to
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2that she learn to swallow tonight. "But I ate dinner, dear. I chewed and swallowed all night." He looked at her & winked as he proceeded to stand back up in front of her where
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4Yes, they had on masks, but I thought that they were ex-coons, not ex-cons. OMG, what a fool I am. I thought that they were talking raccoons, not criminals in my backseat!
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3red longingly at the sweet yumminess of the Lucky Charm field of marshmallows. If only we had milk so we could eat them. "Oh, I have an idea" whispered WilDom as he then proceed
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4"What's the big deal if I was making out with some other dude on the dance floor? I didn't know his name, so it didn't mean anything."
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5The cocoa goddess' day was ruined. First the smores became all runny. Next, the white chocolate was more of a beige. Finally, all the marshmallows were fruity-flavored.
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5The UPS driver stared intensely at me. "Do you want Santa's recipe for hot chocolate?" Of course I do, I replied!!! He shrugged. "Cool, here's what you do. Add three
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3turned into a raving mad Godzilla-like monster that becomes the life of the party. You just never know which of the two will show up to an event, so I prefer when he is miniature
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2Then she recalled that she had way too much nitrous oxide at the dentist today, where she was pretty sure he copped a feel while she was out. But, it seemed hilarious to her right
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3after eating at Guy Fieri's new restaurant in Times Square. Hopefully the bathrooms are incredibly posh and have a helluva ventilation system, otherwise that place will smell like
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5his Strawberry Shortcake lunchbox since he likes to use my pencil to pick food out of his yellow teeth (I swear they are yellow!). So, I guess I will use a Sharpie to complete my
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4tracking Nazis in Argentina while disguised as Eva Peron. Unfortunately, the country didn't buy it and wouldn't cry for her, so she returned home with only the cat hair poncho whe
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1for being lubed up and looking at me seductively from my bed. But I figured, when with a rabbit, be like a rabbit. Clown nose or ball gag, that bunny was going to gag on something
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2"alleged" no-kill shelter. But even that depressed him when he found out that his hot dogs and hush puppies were aptly named considering the source of the meat filling.
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2kick-ass 80's breakdancing moves while discussing the best places to invest considering the tax ramifications of Obama's second term. About the only person that really understands
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6Joseph Stoltzfus tried on a new thong and the elders, eating cookies in the corner, saw that he had shaved his pubic hair, a worse sin in their eyes than shaving his zztop beard.
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3really misnamed as it was spread by Fraggle droppings behind home refrigerators. Yeah, they looked cute, sang well, and were AMAZING kissers, but Fraggles were also known to