Finished Folds (21—40)
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8rolled his eyes and mumbled, "she better swallow more than just flagella tonight." I ended up settling on a meat-lovers pizza, which my date told me was more an appropriate. I
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8from the local McDonald's. In order to distract the worker as I ordered my McGangBang, I drove through the drivethru in the nude after watching some really hardcore porn.
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7n Telly Sevalis appeared and dropped a deuce all over the Telly Tubbies for making everyone think he was the one responsible for converting kids to be gay.
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1with her head always hanging low and feeling like she did something wrong. Luckily, her brother, KickAssMuthaFucka, was taking over the world starting with
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8and MangoMania and discussed whether or not Purple Prof should be expelled from the TreeHouse club. Instead, it was decided to share an oblast together while plotting revenge
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5lost your virginity too better not have scared the shit out of you ... unless you're both into that sort of thing. And who am I to judge considering how much I enjoy putting on
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1Mr. Bubbles sparked a memory of his ex-gf who subsequently became an English professor. Now there is a woman who knew how to blow something other than just bubbles. He picked up
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4stood before the crowd, and thinking that since Squawkers jerked a mouse, she should continue with the small mammal theme, and flashed her beaver to the bereaving crowd.
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5Nutella jar he had stashed in his congressional briefs. Luckily, and for once in his life, he was happy there was ample space in his briefs to support smuggling the jar with him.
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6But for Snow Shark you need something even more badass ... like a Garden Weasel. Father Joe taught me that when I used to tend the gardens with him, until a Snow Shark ate him in
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2elephant piss that those non-Catholics are drinking at their dumb ass festival. Wow, Father Joe was really bitter about the Presbyterians' festival, but not as bitter as he was
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1So, I changed the spelling to P-R-I-V-A-T-E-P-E-T-E-R, to throw people off my true awesomeness and my higher rank. Unfortunately, my grandma now thinks I am a porn actor.
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5to the library to look up what the word "ruse" means. OMG, that fucking little kid is gonna get it for thinking I was trying to ruse them! So on the way home the adult stopped by
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6just slap your platypus all day?! You know you'll just upset it if you keep that up, and before you know it, you'll have platypus spittle all over your clean clothes.
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2but then I debated whether Furry porn is considered cartoon porn. If my son is into Furries, that's fine with me. But I don't want him getting off to cartoon porn because that is
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1on my Johnson (no! not my penis! My neighbor, Sean Johnson) and have my dog lick it off me. It definitely helped me get aroused. But, then I created my own mascot outfit
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3HR Red flags which then got me thrown into the company solitary confinement ... the IT corner. OMG, it was absolute hell having to listen to the geek talk through the cubicle wall
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1So then Angela walked in and took my favorite mechanical pencil. YOU BITCH! I yelled as she ran down the hall with it.
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2Father Joe, Henrietta, and Eugene. HA - even though he was kinda a priest, Father Joe even made fun of their stupid names. Henrietta subsequently became a professor in a southern
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1spanky assless chaps searching for something to cover myself before Olivia and Elliot see me. The walked in and saw me, and thus started my career as a chippendale dancer.