Finished Folds (261—280)
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9Only to have Toucan Sam knock on the front door, drunk as always. He begged the Cap'n to allow him to come in and just sit on his shoulder for old time's sake. The Cap' waved
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1like the whore I hired last night on Vine Street. Both needed baths, and both ended up in my pants. The difference is I had to pay the whore. Though, the monkeys
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2Speaking of busts, Priscilla then walked in the room. OMG, one sight of her and there was no room left in my pants for the monkey that was hiding there.
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3was a funny little puffer fish that Spock enjoyed taking for walks ... albeit short walks. Usually he would put on his water pants and place Spike-o "down there" and then
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2like the inside of my pants after my recent trip to Brazil from where I planed ten rare iguanas in my underwear in order to sneak them through customs. These iguanas were rare
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5Those cookies that have an almondy flavor with a VERY mild hint of banana? The monkey that I stowed in my pants for the flight was getting angry at the thought of not getting one.
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4able to lift the weight of four tuba players and a go-kart overhead with a single arm. I needed to put this strength to help fight for good! But first, I had to go buy a cape.
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4disco music back to popularity, and by law, no other music will be allowed to be played. Yes, it will be dark times, but the disco globes will give off fun dancing light. And
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6I start reconsidering the beehive ER. Are there such things as bug doctors that help put little casts on broken legs and wings of the drones? But, then mid thought my ElCamino
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4only flavor that cures explosive diarrhea, and after that meal of day-old shrimp enchiladas and refried beans, he's an idiot for demanding watermelon flavored gum.
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4it was really a piece of Twizzler candy. Mmmmmm, I love strawberry licorice! I immediately began chewing on the licorice fuse when I learned that it had been laced with
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3the way my co-workers trained a family of squirrels and other woodland creatures to come into my new office and clean it for the start of my new role at the company as
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1to squirm at which point I realized that the scarves were actually giant living gummy worms. I tried to figure out which end was the head of the gummy worms, but
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6the last living dodo bird! Amazing! I thought they were extinct, but there is was before me. I immediately grabbed the dodo and rushed to my kitchen for a feast of dodo. Oh,
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3And there, in the teacher's lap was the reason for the grin ... a life-size stuffed Komodo dragon wearing a fez. The teacher removed the corn cob pipe from her mouth and whispered
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7"Pootang! Pootang! Pootang!" Why did he scream it in the open theatre like that?! And three times at that?! Not as bad as yelling "fire," but darn his speech impediment!
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5, a sterling silver spork. "How odd," he thought. I didn't know that sporks were created in anything other than plastic. Suddenly, he was consumed with thoughts of Taco Bell, so
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1the Salvation Army kettles, and like to cross the street without looking both ways first. Then as they grow older they learn the ancient art of
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2of training llamas wearing fancy hats to sing the entire Rodgers and Hammerstein musical theatre catalog. The hardest part teaching the choreography for The King and I though.
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2spends his days dressing as a suspender-wearing penguin who quotes Crocodile Dundee movie lines all day. He also enjoy enjoys the occasional scotch mixed with