Finished Folds (2421—2440)
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3-ch by then had caught fire, causing her to run about the bus screaming until someone located the extinguisher, and still she could not see her exposed privilege."Where is it?" she
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9-tailed, and then stood on the mountaintop waiting for godhood. What we got was indigestion. As we crawled back down in search of antacid we saw our foolishness for the first time.
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3I made my living turning didgeridoos into water pipes and selling them for a dollop apiece. I lost money on it, but whatchya gonna do with a name like Billabong Bill? When a kanga
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5-of-a-bitch! I wish he'd just stop complaining and go home. At least he has bodily fluids to complain about. Look at me, I'm dry as a bone and you don't hear me complaining that my
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4-less and unimaginative menu. Really. Is there a cannibal restaurant in this town that doesn't have boiled missionaries on the menu? At least add some atheists as flavoring, for th
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5makes Jimmy one of only two recorded papyrustics in the world. The first one had died from paper cuts when she had tried to marry a paper plate. Jimmy's paper-covered pals tried to
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3The annoying noise next to my head was just the static of my crappy clock radio. Across the room I saw the toaster I had tried to fix last night. Still broken. And yet, I was
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3-sheathed the sword of Damocles upon everyone in Pittsburgh. Newly freed demons howled with glee as they shot through the smoggy sky, and people had to duck into greasy spoons and
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4-tches came undone on his bowling shirt and now his name appeared to be "IBALD". Teenagers, yet unaware of fate's cruel games, laughed at him and drew fingerholes on his head.
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4when a thunderhead, backlit by the flaming dawn, it's shadows a ranting purple, walked up and asked you flat out if you could lend it some money until Thursday. At first you
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7Gen Shallot had been called a bald-faced liar before, but now it was horribly true! He wept as he swept his arm across all his facial hair products on the sink and they fell into
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2"Doctor Feelgood, I have a problem" I complained over the phone, "Those breast and buttock implants you gave me are swelling and now I have to sit about the house naked and the guy
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7hospital gown as Dr. Nankiama's body frantically searched for another head in a drawer, shoving the singing Hello Kitties out of the way. They hissed at him and hid the head under
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2-e in that the culture was charming but he almost wound up served on a bed of drunken noodles. (Few people realize that Mr. McGregor was actually Thai.) When Peter returned to
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3badly in need of a bathroom, but afraid to get up, lest I disturb the lovely dance of the butterfly people. They noticed my distress, saying "Let us lead you to a Ladies Room."
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2put you down." "Sticks and stones may break my bones," said the hot dog, "but if you're talking about euthanasia, I am out of here!" With that, he scuttled away, dragging his buns
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6pants and a dorky haircut were then issued to you for your first day of fifth grade, along with the notice of termination to the wet nurse, who had dried up by then. When you punch
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6"Tell us, O Dandelion Overlords," we implored, "What is the meaning of this?" The dandelions shook their saffron heads and answered, "You have upset us. We need to meditate." We
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5-ter Truck Rallies had been a peaceful one, at first. Then the Martians became infected with Monster Truck fever and began to tamper with the minds of the announcers. "Mars Rules!"
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3-tover when the samba ended. It was someone's toe. The winning dancers, alarmed, searched their feet for missing pieces, but found none. Then a three-toes sloth claimed it before