Finished Folds (2681—2700)
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4They were just yokels who didn't know swordplay from a hole in their sides, but they did love to applaud. Soon Mr. TwoSwords (his stage name) became a big star. In Paris he met a
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2cried "We miss our Da-da Squawkers!" "He's not your father," said the mother bird, "Now hush up and eat your worms." But the babies were sure that they were right, so one night
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3"We must save our brother Cheerios!" they yelled as they bravely leapt from the bowl, rolled up my arm and towards my mouth, bearing tiny ropes and pickaxes. I clamped my mouth
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3-hed his hands of such rumors. "I'll make my own library of heroic tales about myself," said Galacticus. He built his library with his bare, bleeding hands, through snow and rain.
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8into the vacuum of space had an expression of surprise. "Surprise, Mom," I yelled, "Happy Mother's Day!" Mom had always dreamed of going to space and now she was there. I was happy
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3He put me in manacles and made me watch the whole first season of Hercules before he got down to business. "I want that hotel of yours and you're going to sell it to me." he said.
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3how long I can stay in this miserable business." "The answer, my friend, is floating in the baby pool," sang Della, Paul and Perry. "Like angels," said Manatee, wiping a tear.
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3-hen I would fill the holey chalice with an entire bottle of wine, stick a cigarette in the outside of the hole and inhale deeply as I drank, blowing the smoke from my nose. This
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1Blue mice can, however, eat blue corn chips, and luckily they found some in the trash can. Blouie had a recipe for blue cheese dip and started up the sterno as the others collected
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2But the Inuits were sick of all the tourists spying on them as if they were in a zoo. So they took to behaving in a disgusting way when they knew they were being watched.
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5, even when put in a room with a thousand monkeys. Especially then, in fact. For no-one suspected that the monkeys had long held a grudge against mankind. Sure, they looked cute,
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3This is because the noise had been picked up by a microphone in the next studio, where Elac and the Bent Fenders were recording "The Ballad of Squidling #17". They left it in the
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5Gregory took so much time, in fact, that Medusa became impatient and one of her ophidian locks chewed off his arm. As he turned to accuse her, he turned to stone. Medusa celebrated
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5-uce proof of his death by beheading. The Witch of the South told him to get it out of her refrigerator because it was gross and stinking up the place. He did as she asked.
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5provocative, and this was in turn reacted to by a second person. The protagonist then pondered some options and had to make a decision. A third person objected and some kind of
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212 second sprint to the curb and back. The other husbands laughed. This injured his pride and he swore he would never allow her to take out the garbage again. That night, she stole
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2I put in the water, then the chlorine, then the crocodiles. The crocodiles complained that their eyes were red and that they didn't have anywhere to sunbathe. So I built them a
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13and the next morning he found $50. and a note that said "Thanks for the shovel. It's just what I needed. Love, the Tooth Fairy." Plus, one of his few teeth had been yanked out.
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3against Artie Johnson and all cats everywhere that didn't like being handled. Boris and Artie decided to offer sanctuary for sensitive felines in their treehouse on Maple Avenue.
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4'Stop Morag McDoone before she runs us all over! Emergency meeting tonight at Clancy's'. Morag could not believe what she was reading. She disguised herself as Mr. Ed and went to