I thought to myself, "What if I was to

I thought to myself, "What if I was to

fold up this newspaper into a paper boat, climb into it, and push off, letting the stream carry me with it? But I didn't dare. I was afraid at what might be around the next bend,

In the time stream now that Eris was loose and on a tragic trajectory sure to impact us all. This changed everything. I had to get back in Space Patrol. There was just one thing,

Actually it was 2 things: an astral grappling hook to halt Eris's collision course and a shiny Space Patrol uniform. Scrap that--I needed 3 things: an astral grappling hook, a shin

y Space Patrol uniform, and this lamp. And this ashtray. That's it. Nothing else do I need but this astral grappling hook, a Shiny Patrol uniform, this lamp, and this ashtray. And

"Get up you light weight!" Heaven has a plan for you Billybob." Stumbling along he finally reached the Carlsbad Caverns. Unbeknownst to most people there's small tunnel that splits

the Red Sea. Yep, Moses was just the first great illusionist. Now the tunnel was just a sad place for aging hipsters. The first clue was when they formally named it THE TUNNEL. Two

Hipsters dressed in red jeans and bearded like a couple centuries ago stood on the precipice wondering what would happen if they fell. The wind blew in 50mph gusts and spoke:

I’ll see you in the garden of Eden. The bearded, red-jean-wearing hipster, responded to the 50mph wind, “What does In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida mean?” A butterfly with an Fe tattoo appeared.