Finished Folds (81—100)
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3bowl that had been built by 700 enslaved mice, a third of which had died in the process. But before I could taste it, the minced sphinx spoke. "Riddle me this, Batman," it jeered,
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2you just used Zest? That would take care of that ratty smell in your cape," suggested Led. The Pied Piper seemed offended at this comment. "Math solves everything," he sniffed, but
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3, some of which worked to protect heir privates better than others. At the end of the day, Greg and Tai were black and blue in the baby-making department, fed up with their jobs.
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1soulless little child-shaped bags of slurry. "Look at how the school system has succeeded!" crowed the superintendent. "My little Remington has never been so nice!" exclaimed Mrs.
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1So God decided to create a monkey-free planet, inhabited only by goats. Everyone was spronking along merrily there for a few millennia, when suddenly monkeys appeared in spaceships
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1thought herself more of a daredevil. Imagine Miley's surprise when she found out that the bicycle was no longer available through Green Stamps! Now her trip to South America had to
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0She had bigger fish to fry. She wrestled a swordfish (bigger than Ryan) from the ocean, placed it on a pike, and roasted it over the volcano. This fed her village for the entire
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3cheeks, and, in a fit of pique, broke his Stradivarius over his rival's head. The audience gasped what air was left in Constitution Hall. Several people suffocated, but the orchest
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2Demolition Derby Queen. Queen Kong smiled a simian grin as her new crown was placed atop her old one. Meanwhile, the Chrysler Imperial that she had thrown, had landed in New Jersey
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3But I still love you, pustules and all. Come, my darling, let me don a pair of purple rubber gloves and rub you down with salve. I know I'm weird, but everyone has their fetish.
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1and hired himself out to neighbors who were irritated at children's parties, to silence them all with a spray of bullets. Gunzo the Clown got rich, but got the electric chair, too.
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1Just because we are rodents and don't need a dentist anyway, we rats take pride in our arts and sciences, even though they mostly involve our excretions. No philistine dentist can
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4a solid gold (though modest-sized) statue of Kurt Russel in his sandal closet. It also served as an incense holder. One wretched night, the closet caught fire, and the Pharaoh
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3Sure, your kid will be humiliated as you pull him back up by his leash over the cliff's edge, but he'll still be alive. Just tie it to a stake in the yard, and you are free to go
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3only alphabetical thing to do, at the time. Wes and Xavier were the only ones living in the high-rise, at the time, ever since the Great Floods had reduced it to only penthouses,
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5rather a nuisance, since I had no clue as to who was doing what, at this point. But when the boy donned a pair of water wings and took off after a school of sea turtles, I began to
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5in his suicide note. This led Det. Manatee to believe it was Col. Mustard, not Mr. Orange, that had written the note. Yet Mr. Orange lay peeled and sliced, his juice running down
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5-feit payment to show their disapproval. Seymore should have known that the check would bounce when he saw "Bank of We Are the Greatest" written at the top, in golden ink. But he
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4But Ralph S. Mouse was so tiny that no-one really noticed the spray of bullets. Lefty the Wart heard Ralph's faint expletives and swatted at what he assumed was a flea on his ankle
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4This was because he had wandered off the edge of the universe, with his VR goggles still on. Through nothingness he fell, as he inwardly attended a SIMS BBQ and had an affair with