Finished Folds (81—100)
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3But I still love you, pustules and all. Come, my darling, let me don a pair of purple rubber gloves and rub you down with salve. I know I'm weird, but everyone has their fetish.
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1and hired himself out to neighbors who were irritated at children's parties, to silence them all with a spray of bullets. Gunzo the Clown got rich, but got the electric chair, too.
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1Just because we are rodents and don't need a dentist anyway, we rats take pride in our arts and sciences, even though they mostly involve our excretions. No philistine dentist can
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4a solid gold (though modest-sized) statue of Kurt Russel in his sandal closet. It also served as an incense holder. One wretched night, the closet caught fire, and the Pharaoh
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3Sure, your kid will be humiliated as you pull him back up by his leash over the cliff's edge, but he'll still be alive. Just tie it to a stake in the yard, and you are free to go
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3only alphabetical thing to do, at the time. Wes and Xavier were the only ones living in the high-rise, at the time, ever since the Great Floods had reduced it to only penthouses,
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5rather a nuisance, since I had no clue as to who was doing what, at this point. But when the boy donned a pair of water wings and took off after a school of sea turtles, I began to
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5in his suicide note. This led Det. Manatee to believe it was Col. Mustard, not Mr. Orange, that had written the note. Yet Mr. Orange lay peeled and sliced, his juice running down
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5-feit payment to show their disapproval. Seymore should have known that the check would bounce when he saw "Bank of We Are the Greatest" written at the top, in golden ink. But he
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4But Ralph S. Mouse was so tiny that no-one really noticed the spray of bullets. Lefty the Wart heard Ralph's faint expletives and swatted at what he assumed was a flea on his ankle
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4This was because he had wandered off the edge of the universe, with his VR goggles still on. Through nothingness he fell, as he inwardly attended a SIMS BBQ and had an affair with
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3you, the boy you, the fish you, the Hindu God you. All of these you suffocated through the years, believing that they were not the true you. And now there was no you left, but the
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6waters run deep, and space aliens with no discernible buttocks tend to run a little stiffly. Their beach volleyball games were always a little off, thong bikinis or no. But they
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5only they had tasted the tender meat of the American Yeti, they would not tease me for so adamantly chasing the Himilayan Yeti. It was like a drug, the flavor, and I was an addict
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2from the vicinity of the seat of Bob's pants. Mariana Trench herself, who was seated at a nearby table, read the naughty word aloud before she fully smelt what had been dealt.
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2said, "but you may need help finding them down in Wonderland." But before the cop could reply, Alice had grabbed his hand, and down they went, in search of his tiny plastic friends
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4incarnation. The llama fluttered its heavy eyelashes at me, and gently said, "You are only a llamateur. Come, let me teach you the ways of our people," and it held out it's hoof
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2Moms love them, too. And now we offer Capri Splash Tequila Grape Sunrise in handy packets that you can just toss to the kids in the back seat, whenever they act up, while you enjoy
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2This had to be the weirdest Disney/Pixar movie, ever. Mythical sea creatures, roaring drunk, tipping over ancient temples while they order more drinks. A deep sea diver aproaches,
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3sent an aroma of oregano into her nostrils. Her mouth began to water, but her mind was trying to figure out why the Tricuit salt was so lackluster. Could it be poisoned? She