Finished Folds (81—100)
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3only alphabetical thing to do, at the time. Wes and Xavier were the only ones living in the high-rise, at the time, ever since the Great Floods had reduced it to only penthouses,
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5rather a nuisance, since I had no clue as to who was doing what, at this point. But when the boy donned a pair of water wings and took off after a school of sea turtles, I began to
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5in his suicide note. This led Det. Manatee to believe it was Col. Mustard, not Mr. Orange, that had written the note. Yet Mr. Orange lay peeled and sliced, his juice running down
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5-feit payment to show their disapproval. Seymore should have known that the check would bounce when he saw "Bank of We Are the Greatest" written at the top, in golden ink. But he
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4This was because he had wandered off the edge of the universe, with his VR goggles still on. Through nothingness he fell, as he inwardly attended a SIMS BBQ and had an affair with
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3you, the boy you, the fish you, the Hindu God you. All of these you suffocated through the years, believing that they were not the true you. And now there was no you left, but the
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6waters run deep, and space aliens with no discernible buttocks tend to run a little stiffly. Their beach volleyball games were always a little off, thong bikinis or no. But they
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5only they had tasted the tender meat of the American Yeti, they would not tease me for so adamantly chasing the Himilayan Yeti. It was like a drug, the flavor, and I was an addict
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2from the vicinity of the seat of Bob's pants. Mariana Trench herself, who was seated at a nearby table, read the naughty word aloud before she fully smelt what had been dealt.
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2said, "but you may need help finding them down in Wonderland." But before the cop could reply, Alice had grabbed his hand, and down they went, in search of his tiny plastic friends
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4incarnation. The llama fluttered its heavy eyelashes at me, and gently said, "You are only a llamateur. Come, let me teach you the ways of our people," and it held out it's hoof
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2Moms love them, too. And now we offer Capri Splash Tequila Grape Sunrise in handy packets that you can just toss to the kids in the back seat, whenever they act up, while you enjoy
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2This had to be the weirdest Disney/Pixar movie, ever. Mythical sea creatures, roaring drunk, tipping over ancient temples while they order more drinks. A deep sea diver aproaches,
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3sent an aroma of oregano into her nostrils. Her mouth began to water, but her mind was trying to figure out why the Tricuit salt was so lackluster. Could it be poisoned? She
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3The cat was high above me, on a window ledge, next to what appeared to be a large jar of sharp knives. It was nonchalantly washing itself, and every so often would push the jar
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2complain, because his life was so strange that only normalcy would seem weird to him. So Jim Morrison swaggered down Hollywood Boulevard, gazing intensely at his reflection in the
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2the boys' restroom, which was so thick with smoke that we were able to escape unnoticed. We hitched a ride with a creepy old postman, who smelled like ammonia, and got out at
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3Elmo, being a puppet, had no feet with which to dance with the general. The general lifted Elmo off his hand for a waltz, but this made Elmo wilt lifelessly. The other soldiers
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2So Lutho would pop a marshmallow into Lucy's mouth every time she tried to talk. "You gotta try this," he'd say. But still she continued to try to speak, her cheeks puffed out like
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2But puffed rice has little nutritional value, so our hero became malnourished and wasted away to nothing. The family was relieved not to have much to pay for his interment. Ruby