Finished Folds (41—60)
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1Let's face it: the WompMonster was tired of womping. He wanted to own a yarn shop somewhere in Scotland, where he could knit amusing little booties in pale hues and clever shapes.
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1. "We'll give you these beaver pelts, Rip," frowns Smiley as Big Claw stares at the fire, "if you give us those fingers. See, we're, like, having a party." "You'll need some of my
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1minutes, and was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing, as it occurred during Christmas dinner. Boobs sprang from my chest and I got my period just as I reached for the peas. I
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1because she would have gotten her degree, got a high-paying job, and hired a chauffeur. But no, she had to marry a brainless hunk who was lucky to keep his grocery bagging job. She
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3Bernice, who all had to move because no-one had the strength to clean it all up. The new apartment was too small for 20 kids and 2 spinsters. Lorna and Bernice had to put them in
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1. I could hear them yelling "Give it up, Speedy" as they tailed me to the river's edge. I knew if I jumped, all the Alka Seltzer would dissolve, and be useless, but I had no choice
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1and watched as it drifted out of the window like a liquid cloud of blackness. The evil was leaving my body, but it was searching for another host. I had unleashed it into the world
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1had chewed through the hinges of my crate and I saw the sun for the first time in weeks. I thanked the magpie and marveled at the upside-down world of Australia. But the police
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2Why, when I was a lad, we killed each other with home-made weapons, not these high falutin' death gadgets. Spoiled brats, that's what they are, today. I recall limping to church on
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1I want to wear my trousers rolled, eschew peaches, and welcome the dying of the light. But society keeps demanding that I try to be young. Commercials for wrinkle creams and
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8door slam in one of my ears. He was out of my mind, but by that time, so was I. "Hello, Nuthatch Sanitarium?" I barked (literally) into the phone, "I would like to report a burglar
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3-goned heart of Hades with the lot of them! I was gonna march right up to the boss' office and tell him where to stuff it. But, he was out playing golf, so I went to Taco Bell for
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4Maybe one of theor watches will be a Rolex, and then you'd have the choice to ponce about, pretending to be wealthy, or to sell it, and use the proceeds to buy food for starving
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2but instead, he died in 2011, never having gone to space, like all the other millionaires. Instead, he sent his electronic mouse Bucky over the edge of the Grand Canyon, to see if
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4I was shunned as being the only carnivore in Hollywood. No one would give me any meaty parts. As I sat sobbing in an empty McDonald's on Vine, the Ghost of Thanksgiving Past came
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4from faddish fast frozen food one broken circuit at a time. The newspapers referred to me as Powerless Man, so I sewed a "P" and an "M" on the front of my unitard by the light of
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3and Orville, but they had taken off down the runway. So I slowly removed my uranium-238 from the bar and back out out the saloon doors slowly. Then I hopped on my horse and
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2But I had whittled it all away trying to be a "Good Time Charlie" to all those gigolos at Maxfield's bar. And what did I get in return? Nothing. None of them even will give me the
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2slipped into his room, grabbed his mattress up in her teeth, tossed him roughly to the floor. "That's for me and the girls," the cow told him as he awoke, whimpering. She passed
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2?!", she hollered. She then hired a team of crack sea-monkeys to care for Grammy, thinking that they'd be sure to keep everything soggy. But when they died after a week, Grammy