Finished Folds (61—80)
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2So their whole first album, entitled "Hell Oh Kittie" consisted of Kittie McClure pounding a rock on a dead fish, while the other band members complained loudly about the lack of
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2to be lost, but as they smoke cleared, Marty Clore, the radio station intern, crawled from the wreckage, dragging a smoldering transmitter and mic.
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1-ed to log into FS, even though I got an error message. We're all rogue in here, now that the certificate has expired. But this rag-tag crew of typing heroes goes on, right-or-left
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2unhappy film," Jenn the usherette whispered irritably at them, "It's just a short about washing your hands." But by then the 4-F guys had wiped their eyes with onion-y fingers, and
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2ones with Kung Fu Grip, I would have an entire set, and then I could pay back the kids' college funds several times over, if I sold it, which I wouldn't, because I am The Nerd King
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1-caine and swallowed a whole tube of it, hoping that its anesthetic qualities would deaden his hunger and his sea-sickness. For a while, it seemed to work, but when the bosun cried
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3found back on page three. But let's skip to page 5, when the time-travelers make the mistake of insulting the gods yet again. That year, many more toads were reported trying to ope
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1Nevertheless, Zetawilk ordered a dozen arctic nudist commemorative tumblers, and sat down to fold stories as he waited for them to arrive. 3 months later, a package arrived, but in
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2grew in intensity as Dr. Evil tried to figure out which of the public bathrooms down the hall was appropriate for an asparagus-headed monster. Finally, he tossed it into the Men's
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2wondered how it had all come down to this. She, with a doctor's degree, sipping soup while the rest of the world ate BBQ. A knock came at the door. "Mrs. Pulaski," said a voice,
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3bowl that had been built by 700 enslaved mice, a third of which had died in the process. But before I could taste it, the minced sphinx spoke. "Riddle me this, Batman," it jeered,
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3, some of which worked to protect heir privates better than others. At the end of the day, Greg and Tai were black and blue in the baby-making department, fed up with their jobs.
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0She had bigger fish to fry. She wrestled a swordfish (bigger than Ryan) from the ocean, placed it on a pike, and roasted it over the volcano. This fed her village for the entire
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3cheeks, and, in a fit of pique, broke his Stradivarius over his rival's head. The audience gasped what air was left in Constitution Hall. Several people suffocated, but the orchest
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2Demolition Derby Queen. Queen Kong smiled a simian grin as her new crown was placed atop her old one. Meanwhile, the Chrysler Imperial that she had thrown, had landed in New Jersey
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3But I still love you, pustules and all. Come, my darling, let me don a pair of purple rubber gloves and rub you down with salve. I know I'm weird, but everyone has their fetish.
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1and hired himself out to neighbors who were irritated at children's parties, to silence them all with a spray of bullets. Gunzo the Clown got rich, but got the electric chair, too.
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1Just because we are rodents and don't need a dentist anyway, we rats take pride in our arts and sciences, even though they mostly involve our excretions. No philistine dentist can
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4a solid gold (though modest-sized) statue of Kurt Russel in his sandal closet. It also served as an incense holder. One wretched night, the closet caught fire, and the Pharaoh
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3Sure, your kid will be humiliated as you pull him back up by his leash over the cliff's edge, but he'll still be alive. Just tie it to a stake in the yard, and you are free to go