Finished Folds (61—80)
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2But I had whittled it all away trying to be a "Good Time Charlie" to all those gigolos at Maxfield's bar. And what did I get in return? Nothing. None of them even will give me the
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2slipped into his room, grabbed his mattress up in her teeth, tossed him roughly to the floor. "That's for me and the girls," the cow told him as he awoke, whimpering. She passed
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2?!", she hollered. She then hired a team of crack sea-monkeys to care for Grammy, thinking that they'd be sure to keep everything soggy. But when they died after a week, Grammy
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2He regretted, however, having tossed The Times onto the rubbish heap. It might have kept his head dry as he now made his way down the street through the torrent. A woman with an
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2By the time I got the lid oft my grandparents' mysterious treasure box, it was almost dawn. Filled with trepidation, I poked the dark bundle with my shovel, and to my shock, it
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2"Thank you for covering my ass," I said to the insurance salesman. With that, I felt free to shimmy out into the bright light of day again, knowing that any damage cause by my hot
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0beach, Gunjak could see the glow of a small fire, and even though pasta does not have ears, she could feel the inviting vibrations of the dance music. Intrigued, she oozed her way
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2"Well, I understood that last sentence," he replied,"but I didn't understand the one before that. Here, let me dry your tears." But, not understandng what he had just said, I
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2So their whole first album, entitled "Hell Oh Kittie" consisted of Kittie McClure pounding a rock on a dead fish, while the other band members complained loudly about the lack of
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2to be lost, but as they smoke cleared, Marty Clore, the radio station intern, crawled from the wreckage, dragging a smoldering transmitter and mic.
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1-ed to log into FS, even though I got an error message. We're all rogue in here, now that the certificate has expired. But this rag-tag crew of typing heroes goes on, right-or-left
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2unhappy film," Jenn the usherette whispered irritably at them, "It's just a short about washing your hands." But by then the 4-F guys had wiped their eyes with onion-y fingers, and
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2ones with Kung Fu Grip, I would have an entire set, and then I could pay back the kids' college funds several times over, if I sold it, which I wouldn't, because I am The Nerd King
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1-caine and swallowed a whole tube of it, hoping that its anesthetic qualities would deaden his hunger and his sea-sickness. For a while, it seemed to work, but when the bosun cried
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2-h-" "Oh, shut up," remarked Tony St. Claire, " and just make new films and get on with it!" Glint glowered, but needed the producer's money if s/he was to hire a continuity person
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3found back on page three. But let's skip to page 5, when the time-travelers make the mistake of insulting the gods yet again. That year, many more toads were reported trying to ope
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1Nevertheless, Zetawilk ordered a dozen arctic nudist commemorative tumblers, and sat down to fold stories as he waited for them to arrive. 3 months later, a package arrived, but in
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3At first I was confused at the lack of pain, and fact that I remained alive. "Ha ha on you," said the shark again, "I was speaking with my mouth full!" "Didn't you Mam teach you
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2grew in intensity as Dr. Evil tried to figure out which of the public bathrooms down the hall was appropriate for an asparagus-headed monster. Finally, he tossed it into the Men's
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2wondered how it had all come down to this. She, with a doctor's degree, sipping soup while the rest of the world ate BBQ. A knock came at the door. "Mrs. Pulaski," said a voice,