Finished Folds (41—60)
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0Ha! Of course, you COULD let the little bastard (Satan) stay inside and grow and grow. . .until he burst right out of your gelatin-spitting soul unto the Earth where he can spread
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5Bubba slid the beat-up wooden box out from under his twin bed and puffed the dust off the top. It had been a long time since he had seen inside. He unsealed the top and uncovered
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3Not even the expertise of the San Fernando Valley's acclaimed detailer-in-chief, Antonio Felipe Gonzalez, could save the rotten-bile-vomit-covered leather seats on Jack Nicholson's
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6of overhyping myself; exaggerating a lot of fake news about myself and making myself look like somebody else. But, then, I started feeling bad about myself and stopped caring about
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5-fil-A Lemonade-Brined Fried Chicken Biscuit with Spicy Maple Syrup, a large hunk of which landed on the face of Tony "The Mooch"--soon to be indicted White House Leaker.
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3the family jewels into the hubcap until it looked as if his shame was being served on a silver platter and passed off as bratwurst ala meatloaf at the White House dinner party.
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9because there are writers of every type (whatever the hell that means). What I mean is: if the writer is advanced and uses big words, many people pass. If the thesis is too odd,
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1minded himself, "Gene Rayburn, Bill Cullen, Richard Dawson. " "What about Wink Martindale?" I asked, ". . .Bob Eubanks and Monty Hall?" "Hall isn't still alive--is he?" Bob Barker
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5. . .and it had been. Videos of Milli Vanili enemas, real or fake, started appearing on every network--CNN, MSNBC, BBC. . .even FOX. Videos of the POTUS administering the enemas
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7"The bottom line is the same that it always was: I truly don't care what you add to our menu--it could be a large pile of dog poo, as far as I am concerned--as long as it makes
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9amusement, or pleasure. Still, robot twins have come a long way, and look incredibly life-like. And they now can display human-like emotions. Today, human men are very enamored
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2War seemed inevitable...because of global warming, the locust population increased...In Chinatown, a single trumpet tooted out a tune from the 50s, but nobody paid attention...
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5the midget eating caramel corn. "Hey, Good Looking. What's up?" "Not much," said the midget, wiping his sticky hands on the breasts of the woman I was attempting to seduce. I shot
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6were not versed in intricately nuanced gas emissions, and I was, once again, banished from the U. S. S. Perfect Vodka space station and sent to prison. The Jupiter cloud dwellers
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11Undaunted, he took the $50 to the $1 store to buy a pack of white Tic Tac (to use as false teeth) but they only had fruit adventure. Then, the clerk said, “Can’t break a $50, Hon,
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8Trump often approached random women and shoved his face into their pie. Mostly Boston Cream and Cherry. Then he would tweet poetry: That Pocahontas has very, very good pie!
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12For example, if I ask, "Are you really going to wear those ugly-ass shoes to church?" Don't answer! That is a statement. At the same time, "We are all screwed!" asks the question
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6Oh, Magic Pants hear my plea! I have to see a man about a horse! The Magic Pants came off, of course. And there I stood stark naked for all to see the Magic Pants below my knees.
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2m to school for Show-and-Tell. If chosen, Johnny offered him his lunch money for 5 years, but, after all was said and done, he went to work for Disney as the character Quasimodo.
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6natee ran a bubble bath and soaked himself fully clothed while waiting for room service to bring him something to eat: a large russet, unpeeled, split down the middle. smothered