Finished Folds (21—40)
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5flew down from a poorly-wired ceiling fan and struck both my brother Darryl and my other brother Darrel dead & I bowed down to the bacon pig, took a knee, and never ate meat again!
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4There was that moment--a moment that seemed to stretch on for minutes--a moment of uneasy silence--a moment of heart-pounding, blood pressure rising silence. Norm versus instructor
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6Visited the Amateur Geology headquarters in Wilderness, Utah, and met with the premier petrologist, mineralogist, and geologist, Dr.Rusty Kuntz. I bluntly asked, “Can rocks think?
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3were completely erased--gone--forever. The End. Just kidding. This story is about to take an incredible twist: memories are worthless when you can't remember.The only left is sex.
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1nine attempts at immortality. Every line carefully composed by someone equal...or superior...or inferior in storytelling intellect...the finished paragraph as proof of their genius
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8totally lifeless, mindless freaks...and they have high positions in the government...no soul, no heart...cell-less blood coagulating inside them, every inch. We're all fucked!
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8at billowing clouds of fish stench as their god, as if the early summer air, wafting aimlessly overhead, was a gift from the Creator, and the pounding thunder the Creator's heart.
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3As you can imagine, I was miserable. I was literally drowning in my sweat. My love life was destroyed, not only because my armpit hair was down to my toes, but my junk was chafe.
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1The day crept up on him; took him by surprise: twenty thousand...but none seemed more relevant than the one before, or, for that matter, any other that came before. It was a Friday
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4The scent of the ink still wet on the divorce papers was cause for reflection; it smelled like, her...you know who...the one you can't stop thinking about...like, lilacs in summer.
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6ly, a very young Betty White, dressed in a red string bikini, appeared and snarkily replied, "Strawberry lubricant and a whip." The corpse of Brett Somers shouted, "That's my line
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3the beginning phase of a much needed sitz bath, and had no desire to deal with neither Bathsemine nor Hubert, let alone both of them at once; still, I suppose the fungus twins
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4sex!" Adam smiled broadly, for he had the first boner and no other human (even if life continued on and on and on) could ever make that claim, "So," he said, "To know you is to sex
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3Wintery night, no muffler for his rod, which limply waggled alongside him, like some foreign lump of flesh bound by spandex and lace. His Mum called the Fuzz and spilled her guts
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6...but she wasn't. She was gone... Completely black-holed into the vast nothingness which lies within the depths of her baseball cap... Shrunk to the size of an atom, hurled far
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5But nobody--not even Franklin Pierce, the Siamese cat-- lived as long as Mom's horse (I think it was an American Quarter Horse) named Rutherford B. Hayes...damn, the horse lived 40
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6Mandelgrad (after all, it was bankrupt, and it had been for the past 20 years), but she returned anyway--with her fiancé...and with her lover, Archimedes. Every day was Math day!
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2Okay...so, I'm exaggerating slightly...what can I tell you...wooden creatures give me the creeps...besides, if anyone sticks that middle finger at me again...well...I will go nuts!
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5to debtor's prison, where we'll waste the rest of our lives in doom, despair, and unrequited love. . .for I will have moved to someone else. . .someone who has nothing in common
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8ey (the only open entrance to her home). "No time for homework, Mum!" the two boys gasped in harmony. "It's too dark in here!" declared one. "And quite impossible to breathe!" said