Finished Folds (3121—3140)
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4being severely distressed in what was an inconvenient balancing act for him. 6000 feet in the air was no place for a gremlin, even though he could survive better than me, but he
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1..." I interrupted him with my hand there. Bored to tears with his sports story, I stood, grabbed my own folding chair, folded it up, and proceeded to beat him around the head and
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3t waiting for us behind the till. Ginger and I explored the backside and found what we were looking for. You don't want to know what it is, but I'll still tell you that it was an
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2ladies ever seen. And when I say "laid out", I do mean...but I'll spare you the personal details. The parakeet women demanded sustenance in the form of wine and cracker, so I
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2when they shorted the week to just seven days. So that's why the two on Sunday, for eight sponges in total. They'll last a long while though, that they will. Best sponges ever.
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2day keeps the doctor away, they say. Obviously not this doctor, of course. Who could keep him from sodomizing all the different women of Species 14? Good doctor, though. Never
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4because she had all the slender agility that a rabbit could have. I never knew bunnies had such powerful feet, but her kicks were felt through the knights' armor, disabling them.
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2I blacked out and never awoke again. I tell the remainder of this story post-humously, my words taken figuratively from a man in Scotland, but when he tells you now is the truth:
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5"Not really," I explained to the customer. "See, you're only as dumb as a box of melons, but your 'partner' is about as dumb as the rinds therein. So you both end up being about
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3at least maintained my dignity, apart from whatever injury wanting to be the former option left me with. The universe hated me my choice and sought to drop a hammer into my face
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1declared, even as soiled as his underpants appeared. "Now that was just disgusting," came the interjection of the round-toothed hippo-necked peacible content-floundering eggy
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7have no semblance of a working plan, since our idea is counter-intuitive." I furrowed my brow hard as I tried to read his words correctly. "You want to be nice to people?" I said
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2People would mistakenly assume he was a little goose-stepping freak. I always relied on the truth, particularly when I was battering onions, so I wore my hammer pants & moon boots
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1another set of fucking useless Captcha codes. I gave up explaining how computer-generated objects can be decompiled by, duh, computers. But everyone wants a sign up for no good
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3silly and unused anywhere else in the world but here. I still didn't NEED to employ it, but it was an ugly bit of ambiance. Unlike that pretty calender. Such a cute and soft
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4"Ria?" Nope, that wasn't it, but I was still plenty popular. "If you have no brain, then trust your instincts. Never give up." But my twin was the one to romance me, not vice
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4was young enough. He did have sex with JFK, right?" "Yes," he said slowly, because he felt we were getting off point. My eyes drifted back to Dylan's horns, sharp as they were,
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2"We can't use them as machines," some said. "That's the only use we have," others said. And I was too busy to decide, while I lied about not being in love with you. I had the
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4"Look, man, I trust you completely," you admitted. "And I still find myself attracted to you. But can you please not make me invisible? It makes it so hard to use the can or
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4he'd eaten some drow minge he'd changed his mind completely. I shied away from the goblin, as his uncouth manner of speaking was far too crude for my sensibilities. The bathroom