Finished Folds (3181—3200)
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2People would mistakenly assume he was a little goose-stepping freak. I always relied on the truth, particularly when I was battering onions, so I wore my hammer pants & moon boots
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1another set of fucking useless Captcha codes. I gave up explaining how computer-generated objects can be decompiled by, duh, computers. But everyone wants a sign up for no good
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3silly and unused anywhere else in the world but here. I still didn't NEED to employ it, but it was an ugly bit of ambiance. Unlike that pretty calender. Such a cute and soft
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4"Ria?" Nope, that wasn't it, but I was still plenty popular. "If you have no brain, then trust your instincts. Never give up." But my twin was the one to romance me, not vice
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4was young enough. He did have sex with JFK, right?" "Yes," he said slowly, because he felt we were getting off point. My eyes drifted back to Dylan's horns, sharp as they were,
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2"We can't use them as machines," some said. "That's the only use we have," others said. And I was too busy to decide, while I lied about not being in love with you. I had the
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4"Look, man, I trust you completely," you admitted. "And I still find myself attracted to you. But can you please not make me invisible? It makes it so hard to use the can or
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4he'd eaten some drow minge he'd changed his mind completely. I shied away from the goblin, as his uncouth manner of speaking was far too crude for my sensibilities. The bathroom
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0a bit too reminiscent of udders and my homosexuality simply would not allow me the pleasure. "Oh, right," Mssr. Frog apologized, suddenly remembering. I only rogered his wife and
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2since pigeon pie makes anybody throw up. On the contrary, I had quite the opposite issue at the moment, and knew my magic boots would never be clean enough again for my sense of
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3believe me." "I've still not forgiven you for that time when you were so drunk you tried to kill me with a forklift." The giant lizard's scaly face was fixed in an expression of
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2last and only offer on the plate. If I didn't handle the Estrogen Malice, thousands of prescriptions would never get filled. "Fuck it!" I sneezed. I always cuss when I sneeze.
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0Well kiss my grits!" Hands on hips, the laughter didn't die down for a good few minutes, until it was rejoined with raucous screams that were wholly uncalled for. Bitches don't
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5the very tree I was looking for. Funny, from that angle it looked like a woman. You know, in the middle east it's referred to as a "Julanar Tree". Wonder how it got that name.
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0Okay, I just made that last part up, but it was the perfect smoke and mirrors in my excuse. I got those words out of my older brother's book, because what really matters in Denver
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2weren't worth answering. "You notice I have a tendency to ramble on?" I apologized, dousing her cigarette in the ashtray. I hate old joints like this. I like old joints, but not
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4no hope of starring in that show. Jackie Gleason took on Andy Griffith's expected role instead and was a hit, while Andy had a beat on a reality cop show with that scrawny guy from
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2think that was very funny, but I grabbed the bag of marshmallows nonetheless as we hobbled out of the eatery and went to admire the gay lights of her house burning down. Exact to
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1But not interesting enough." Casting their lives away, Posea Aesop lit another skanky cigarette and stared down the next person who needed a break. Bitches, all of them, he thought
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1"Sorry, non hablo puerco," I responded over the phone. Ten years after I performed in the live action Dora the Explorer and I still get the crank calls. Swiper was a LONG time ago.