Finished Folds (21—40)
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6hmm hm-hmmm. Hmmmmm. I contemplated the possibility of being Batman some more. Hmmm. HMMMMMM. HMMM-HMMM-HMMMMM!. The intensity of my contemplating was increasing.
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5with sulfur dust.He enjoyed eating,although he didn't have to eat to survive.It was just the kind of debauchery you'd expect from Satan.His friends were worried."Satan",they'd say,
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5Trash and children were quite alike in some respects:both stink,start to pile up at some point and it's difficult to get rid of them for good.That said,I truly love children.I do.
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3Nobody seemed to have heard me.They had slapped on swastika badges & proceeded to march in perfect order,heading for the library.I'm not a book geek but this seemed too extreme.
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5could be prevented only if I'd listen to the song exactly 2012 times.1890 days I spent in a cave with only a crank-powered stereo.When I finally emerged,the world had changed.I saw
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1I have to race the dogs to pay the bills.It's not so bad:I have a little corner in the stable and get 3 meals a day,mostly chicken parts.I'm good.Not dog-good,but once even made 5t
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0They can track you with it.I'm completely off the grid;set up camp in the woods,65ft above the ground.Just a sleeping bag atop an old redwood.I plan my next move,snacking on bugs.
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4She loved it,as did I.There was a moment,atop a hill with the most wonderful view,where we gazed in each others eyes.I knew in that moment,I would never love another cat more than
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2The cops were hot on my tail by now,and North Korea would be the last place they'd look for me.I took the ticket and headed off.Kim J-to-the-U welcomed me at the airport,alone."Hey
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4"Indeed",George said,as the theme of the popular sitcom was beginning to play."I love that show",I said.George got angry at that.His big polar bear paws struck the beer out of my h
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4Crying heavily,I begged Dr. Ajfdrugcbi to teach me how to read signs properly.His giant hand rested on my shoulder,his eyes bore deep into my soul."You already know,child",he whisp
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6bigmacs.I also have lived with the 'Donalds tribe over in Idaho and learned many of their ways:how to care for the pattys,even talk to them.I know,we can have peace with the pattys
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3The folds became sentient through the shock: the story had been broken,violated without reason.The folds gathered around the perpetrator and began their war dance.No escape now.
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2Nonstop,they were stuffing Cinnabons into their faces,their skin glistening from all the dropping grease.At one point,Sid and Yokozuna stopped fighting.To the fatsos,Sid said:"Eww,
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3in light of the human genome sequence reveal.An untold number of existential crises had to be attended to."Luckily I had the perfect relief:I simply told my patients,that
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4"Screw that!Bloody coppers...""Hush.Start again with the onions",she commanded.I repeated the preparations, cooking the meal a second time."But this time",I said,chaining myself to
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3Cheekeasies popped up everywhere,offering Botox for triple the usual price.Such began the "Age of Injection".Celeb-Gangs hunted other "Plastics",harvesting the "NeXtar" from their
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4-her train of thought derailed when she looked at her hands:the torches.Of course.Why make things complicated,she thought,beating him to a pulp and setting fire to his corpse.Amen.
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2-When he came to again,his head was hurting like mad.A blood speckled stone lay nearby."Uhh..",he muttered. Where was he?And..who was he?One hand was grasping an address book.
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6-after her owner had delighted her with a little musical number-she would finish the tomatoes.Depending on her schedule,she would then pursue either physical or cultural activities