Finished Folds (41—60)
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2gotten to a point where you'd continually encounter exhausted,rotten looking customers, who'd been searching for weeks!"Please.Help!I'm looking for... ",they'd cry pitifully.Poor s
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4She took the valium,feeling immediate relief."Ah,that's better!"Her husband grinned."Really?Huh,never though, a Skittle could do that."She only then noticed the giraffe."You tricke
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6Her shirt had gotten wet from the heavy rain.Overcome with lust,I quickly unbuttoned it."I only need 5 minutes! "Things got steamy.Finished,I handed her the ironed shirt:"Here you
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1were none,none,no taxis were there... "I started panicking.Did I actually have to use...my legs?I hadn't used them for ages!Oh,cruel world!I started crawling,slowly putting weight
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2.But no such luck.After my 6th bottle I gave up,frustrated but utterly drunk.What answer was I searching for anyway?Something about uranium... no, Uranus...your anus!Of course!
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4"What the heck is going on here?What're you doing in my backyard?"The old man looked angry.Around a miniature missile array,tiny Bond villains had gathered.And a cat.Never had the
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5of all birds!”,she gasped.She reached in and felt something fuzzy,slimy.She pulled it out.Her heart stopped.”What are you?”The thing in her hand opened its eye and starred.“Quack!”
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5down the pest control isle,past the usual collection of zappers.”Unusual size”,he said,opening a security door in the back of the shop.”We might have something in our lab.”Behind t
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2immediately launched a counterattack:a dozen syringes with heroin came flying my way.I could dodge a few,but caught two.The world turned pink and I began chasing infinite unicorns.
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5the shit out of him.I showed no mercy.Beaten and shamed he lay before me."I actually prefer coffee to.." I cracked his skull before he could finish his blasphemy.Tea had prevailed.
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1would it want to,though?After all,it's kept together with the greatest farts of all time:Washington,Einstein,Laurel were among them.We had to protect them from being sniffed before
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5to ride into the sunset on his miniature motorcycle (hands too small for a big one).It was a marvelous sunset.In fact,it was the most amazing sunset ever."Trump,you win again!"
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3reach (the body weighed almost nothing).My hand was now imprinted on it's dead cheek.I kinda liked it."Needs more mustard,though."I grapped some samples and threw them onto the bod
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9my awesome online storytelling!I put his head through a piece of bread and made him shame-watch me as I logged into his FB (pw:woof) and posted racial slurs ("cats stink").That'll
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5"Boop"-"Hey!"-"Boop"-"Quit it!"She waits a moment."Boop",she chirps as she pokes his nose again,then breaks out in laughter.He rolls her over,smiling,kissing her on the nose.
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3"Hey!",I yell,waving."Hey!",he mimics,waving back.How irritating;standing in front of each other and waving.A guy appears behind him:"Dude,that's a mirror",I hear a voice in my ear
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2.Everything had a peculiar quality about it.The world through a mirror and all things reflections:perfect imitates,yet alien.What is it like?Being a mirror image without a mirror.
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6to flowers, or at least they tried.Insane from hunger and frustrated by the flowers' stubbornness, the monks threw their cookies at them.The flowers remained calm,no need to fight.
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10And why could I remember the future?I pondered these questions while walking backwards to the bathroom,washing hands,then sit on the toilet,having a dump shoot up my butt.Wait a se
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2The beast declined.Attorneys were called and soon the whole case landed in the King's Court and on Kingdom TV.The beast made a case for his claim to my feast,I staunchly refuted.