Finished Folds (41—60)
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4She took the valium,feeling immediate relief."Ah,that's better!"Her husband grinned."Really?Huh,never though, a Skittle could do that."She only then noticed the giraffe."You tricke
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6Her shirt had gotten wet from the heavy rain.Overcome with lust,I quickly unbuttoned it."I only need 5 minutes! "Things got steamy.Finished,I handed her the ironed shirt:"Here you
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1were none,none,no taxis were there... "I started panicking.Did I actually have to use...my legs?I hadn't used them for ages!Oh,cruel world!I started crawling,slowly putting weight
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2.But no such luck.After my 6th bottle I gave up,frustrated but utterly drunk.What answer was I searching for anyway?Something about uranium... no, Uranus...your anus!Of course!
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4"What the heck is going on here?What're you doing in my backyard?"The old man looked angry.Around a miniature missile array,tiny Bond villains had gathered.And a cat.Never had the
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5of all birds!”,she gasped.She reached in and felt something fuzzy,slimy.She pulled it out.Her heart stopped.”What are you?”The thing in her hand opened its eye and starred.“Quack!”
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5down the pest control isle,past the usual collection of zappers.”Unusual size”,he said,opening a security door in the back of the shop.”We might have something in our lab.”Behind t
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2immediately launched a counterattack:a dozen syringes with heroin came flying my way.I could dodge a few,but caught two.The world turned pink and I began chasing infinite unicorns.
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5the shit out of him.I showed no mercy.Beaten and shamed he lay before me."I actually prefer coffee to.." I cracked his skull before he could finish his blasphemy.Tea had prevailed.
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1would it want to,though?After all,it's kept together with the greatest farts of all time:Washington,Einstein,Laurel were among them.We had to protect them from being sniffed before
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5to ride into the sunset on his miniature motorcycle (hands too small for a big one).It was a marvelous sunset.In fact,it was the most amazing sunset ever."Trump,you win again!"
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3reach (the body weighed almost nothing).My hand was now imprinted on it's dead cheek.I kinda liked it."Needs more mustard,though."I grapped some samples and threw them onto the bod
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9my awesome online storytelling!I put his head through a piece of bread and made him shame-watch me as I logged into his FB (pw:woof) and posted racial slurs ("cats stink").That'll
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5"Boop"-"Hey!"-"Boop"-"Quit it!"She waits a moment."Boop",she chirps as she pokes his nose again,then breaks out in laughter.He rolls her over,smiling,kissing her on the nose.
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3"Hey!",I yell,waving."Hey!",he mimics,waving back.How irritating;standing in front of each other and waving.A guy appears behind him:"Dude,that's a mirror",I hear a voice in my ear
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2.Everything had a peculiar quality about it.The world through a mirror and all things reflections:perfect imitates,yet alien.What is it like?Being a mirror image without a mirror.
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6to flowers, or at least they tried.Insane from hunger and frustrated by the flowers' stubbornness, the monks threw their cookies at them.The flowers remained calm,no need to fight.
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10And why could I remember the future?I pondered these questions while walking backwards to the bathroom,washing hands,then sit on the toilet,having a dump shoot up my butt.Wait a se
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2The beast declined.Attorneys were called and soon the whole case landed in the King's Court and on Kingdom TV.The beast made a case for his claim to my feast,I staunchly refuted.
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1Another moneysaver he regularily employed was to reuse "clean" strips of TP.He estimated he had saved at least 69 trees that way.Why do this, if you're 12th on the forbes list,ppl