Finished Folds (61—80)
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1Another moneysaver he regularily employed was to reuse "clean" strips of TP.He estimated he had saved at least 69 trees that way.Why do this, if you're 12th on the forbes list,ppl
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6the time he attends 1st grade, he will leave an unfinished book behind before disappearing.A prodigy author might be involved:still a toddler,Kevin had always envied the wunderkind
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5Jo.It had to be her.Sitting in the dying light of my last candle,I'm thinking of her.Maybe she'll give me comfort when the darkness finally swallows me.Her last words to me.
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3audience members weighed in,few at first,but not long and everyone was embroiled in the discussion.People grew violent.They were the first victims of the ensuing world war.
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2proof of GOD's existence had been found.GOD was an amalgamation of humanity's images of him and humanity mere fractures of his psyche.Reality warped as GOD discovered himself.
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3was tasting somewhat "off" and she kept circling me,starring,breathing heavily.My wife couldn't fool me this time.I threw the cup at her,fumbling for the antidote in my pocket.
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2box,he only managed an average time.But,and this was the key point,he was the only candidate to hardly be affected by it.Wallace had to be it.Being stupid,controlling him was easy.
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6had eaten,he began to recite an old hymn:the story of his people.I was deeply moved.Inspired,I then told him my tale,about yesterday,when I couldn't find the car keys.The warrior
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4immediately regretted it:sirens began howling and-following a 5 hour high-speed chase with the cops-ended up in the slammer."This is the end",Michele thought.This cell was what she
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4berry had been picked."How dare you",Sir Reggie hissed,"I'm afraid of no pie!"-Hours later,when he was done,she tasted it.When the end came,her last memory would be of this moment.
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2breathe.Copious amounts of sweat ran down my face as I made my way towards the fridge.Nothing here but bananas,every square inch filled with bananas."Found something?",I heard
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5dialect:"C4n 1 h31p u,hax0r?"Nothing.Vodka Bottle was obviously deaf.Or dead.It still had a pulse,so the poor fella couldn't hear me.What a world,I thought.Why did God let this
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2they remembered that bagpipes had been banned by the U.N. for violations agains mankind('s ears) though,they ordered the Irish to turn piper and pipe into Haggis.The recipe had to
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1He added the usual 3 tablespoons of fine nicaraguan crack,then jumped under the shower.Then back out again.In again.Out again.Night fell and the curator was still on the phone."Are
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4delight."Finally,my true form can be revealed!"He reached inside the stab wound and,with both hands,pulled apart the flesh."D-Dr. P-P-Pierce?",Betty stammered.His flesh-mantle fell
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3normally socialize with birds."I've been hurt before by your kind",I whispered."Hush",he said softly,taking off his sombrero and spreading his wings wide open."I will heal you."
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2Hamilton would role offerings.I had eaten my way halfway through the ice-cream-tub,when I noticed the hairs."That's odd",I thought,scoffing down another scoop of hairy vanilla,when
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3earlier?The had surveyed the planet before and found no traces of life.Still,the scanner had definitely picked something up.Cpt Daniels would be surprised to know that the lifeform
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1coming from within her stomach.Only wine could soothe them,could quell their hunger for a few hours more.She could feel them writhing with lust.She drank from the bottle,#8 today.
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2started aiming blindly in all directions while frantically pulling the trigger-nothing,just the sound of empty chambers."Doyle,you idiot!",Sasha yelled.She rose and jumped towards