Finished Folds (2121—2140)
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3a vacuum, where sound cannot travel. That way Bush couldn't say anything to doom his post-presidential approval ratings campaign. Unfortunately, we didn't account for
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5- it was the Mooseport Police. They thought I was moosenapping one of their beloved, palmate-antlered quadrupeds (the moose in the back seat WAS suspicious). I stepped on the
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4like NintenPigs, which comes with the patented Wii XM-25, Wii Broiler Pan, and Wii Non-Stick Butter Spray peripherals. I can already smell the bacon! Another great Wii-X game is
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6Jeb Maverick was the original cowboy troll, dating back to San Fran '49. He was known to shout "Gold!" in crowded saloons and
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3wives and children. "Boy, did you just run over my wife/sister/aunt?!?" inquired Billy Ray Buxtley, self-proclaimed Best Darnedest 'Merican Ever. I gulped and
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3-ron collider I made should be able to wipe out all the drama. I initiated the clap-on synchrotron and set the nuclei in motion. But things went horribly wrong when
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2my anus on its way out. The moral here is that if you aren't able to resist the pizza, you aren't able to sit down.
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2mimes would win her over with their vastly superior hand signals. Curse you, Marcel Marceau!
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1heron urine and turtle poo on his boxer briefs. The life of a man with indigenous swamp animals habituating his hindquarters was less than glamorous. For example, a salamander
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1Coming to the conclusion that less is more, he slipped on naught but a pair of ball-bustingly skinny Hot Topic jeans and took to the streets. His first night as a "cockotte" was
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2It's been said "You can't develop 180 characters or more in 180 characters or less." But as was the case with all radical writers, "can't" was not in my vocabulary. I sat at my
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3a Lady Foot Locker. We put on our B'chuggeroth shirts and chanted "He can't be beaten, you'll get eaten!" and "Join B'chuck or else you're
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2He would type "I love you" into Microsoft Anna (or, when he was sexually confused, Microsoft Sam) and have philosophical debates with Cleverbot. He was fulfilled as a human being.
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7like a February 29er," said Mr. Guess, the orphanage's principal. All of us orphans were given a February 29th birthday. It was cheaper to have just one party every four years.
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2disappeared from the world, and all I could see on the barren landscape were two penguins blowing each other. I had been swept away to the multiverse's rick-rolled dimension.
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5ITF (Initialism Task Force, who aren't OK with ACRONYM, BS on the WWW, or RATM) discovered me, they carried away my YABA-compatible, on-the-DL, comatose body to their USSR pad.
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4you know how MS Paint works," I said. But the boy didn't listen. He proceeded to give my computer screen a fresh coat of spray paint, which he carved into with a pencil.
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7-ers to go with the cheese and whine he had already given me. I didn't know how to prepare them, but luckily, Ritz crackers have pics and instructions on the back of the box.
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6frightful prospect of a kitchen without unsweetened tea and sugar-free ProtiBars. Not this time. As he walked out the door he said snobbily, "By SWEETie."
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4picked cheese to go with it. ... Hmm, should I eat her with Montery Jack or Stinking Bishop? ... But as drool trickled down my chin, she became suspicious.