Finished Folds (2201—2220)
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5he discovered foldingstory.com. He was well on his way to becoming a Foul Bachelor Frog, but then the Cat in the Hat came to his rescue. The Cat cleaned the dishes and
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5I walk across the desert road to a candy machine. Just as I grab my Zero Bar, the bus picks up my friend and leaves me behind. The candy makes me thirsty, and this is the desert.
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5The rap battle raged. I shouted, "Your rhymes are as corny as my shit." But this wasn't West Virginia - this was the ghetto. So I just said "Yo" a lot and made gang signs.
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2"Well, It sounds like someone needs to go to Oz and get a heart," the man quipped. But Doro was too busy for that - her hippos were hungry, and they weren't gonna feed themselves.
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3Fritua, the headquarters of the leading french fry manufacturer in Oceania. Her CIA duties soon brought her back there. She received word that the whole spud thing was an elaborate
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4curtain, and out stormed ponies and other cute animals. The room was flooded with joy. S&M, or "Sikat ng arraw At Mahal," directly translated to "Sunshine & Love" from filipino.
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1retailers nationwide and plans for expansion, he had obviously made a living on stretching the truth about zombies. "Fortify your boarded windows with spit and Robitussin," he said
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1But they were outrun by lesbians - Ellen Degeneres and Rosie O'Donnel caught up with the naked bachelorette. They wooed together in the traditional lesbian madrigal "Lip-Locked."
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6a great way to lose weight," said Jillian Michaels. Sure, she couldn't empathize with the boys' pain. But she had the studio audience hooked. "Another great way to shed pounds is
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2peeps. He wedged them between burger buns and smothered them in peanut butter. Those fluffernutters constituted a delightful interval of his miserable, non-labor-witnessing life.
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5I gained enough experience from the battle to evolve into a Greek god myself. I picked up Zeus's mantle and, in hopes of keeping his proud tradition alive, promptly raped Europa.
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2At the last minute, they laid the dead-as-a-doorknob (on account of being crapped-out) jockey on Black-eyed Nelly. The horse finished in last, but at least she didn't get whipped.
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1Merry unleashed the four reindeer of the apocalypse upon Jack Sparrow's Somalian base, ridding the world of all pirate dialects. And thus the last of the Pastafarians were killed.
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5sacrificing it in the name of Steve Irwin. Normal-sized gators had failed to resurrect the aussie thus far. He thought this attempt would also be ill-fated, but then... "Crikey!!!"
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9torso-hands-feet-and-head trick. It was truly a sight to behold, even though there wasn't much left of him to see. It was like Rattalah could become the anti-Rayman. No magic trick
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3up Edward Cullen's cunt and no one would care except... actually, I'd probably buy that. But just to see how the hell it would work. Don't judge. But besides that, no one cares
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1"That may be," Howie replied, "But I have a question for you: deal or no deal?" I froze. I'd always made fun of the idiots on this show, but it's actually very difficult to choose
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1I'm so pissed, I just lost my Britishness," she said. "Now I'm going to watch soccer on the television and eat potato chips... but I still care too much about the Royal Wedding."
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3the set of a new Smokey the Bear commercial. "Not again!" yelled the director. The bear cub interns rotated the set so that the woodland blaze was spreading off camera. "Action!"
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2restore Ken Jennings to the throne of the Universe. Living under Watson's iron fist had been particularly painful, what with Trebek betraying humanity to initiate its rise to power