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  whipped Sissy unendingly. Mom wouldn't dare whip Dirk - he's 7 ft. tall and plays for the Dallas Mavericks. Plus he's German, and you just never know what they have up their sleeve

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  unicorn, which was leaping over rainbows in a field of lollipops and daisies. June had tripped on acid before, but this time it felt so real. She dismounted the unicorn and

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  2011-05-28 14:26:47

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  warm piss. Cuz Sir Oddington was just so Odd like that. He drank it down and wiped his mouth with sandpaper. He then brushed his teeth with his toothbrush's handle and

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  2011-05-28 14:10:50

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  speak Japanese. It was a useful skill, and she was forever grateful for it. She was also willing to do anything, so she tried out for a new Japanese game show,

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  2011-05-28 14:02:20

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  And it was all thanks to Mumford & Son's carpet cleaning services. Whenever people said of their name, "Hey, like the band," they didn't get it. But despite being out of the know,

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  2011-05-28 13:30:47

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  Gianna and Destiny were testosterone-deprived. Working at Claire's causes that. So they hatched a plan to woo more male customers. It was genius - they would flash their tits and

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  2011-05-28 13:23:28

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  But first they consulted Admiral Ackbar, who discerned that it was not a trap. Peppy disagreed, so he stayed behind as the rest of the Starfox team flew to Solar, the red dwarf.

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  2011-05-28 12:09:04

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  came across some yaoi of The Thing and The Hulk, which was an even greater turn-on. Robin ditched Batman and became The Hulk's lover and sidekick.

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  2011-05-28 12:02:06

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  they ordered papa john's and just dicked around for awhile. It was taxpayers' money going to waste, not theirs, so why bother with efficiency? Then the submersible subcommittee

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  2011-05-28 11:56:15

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  the Crotch-Shield. Reproductivity skyrocketed and AFV fell through, but the inventors of sports cups were quick to sue.

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  2011-05-28 11:39:34

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  I easily tagged him, but he cried, "Zombies aren't allowed to run that fast!" In hopes of avoiding further conflict, we stopped playing that game and pretended the floor was lava.

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  2011-05-28 01:18:34

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  "DAH-BEE-DUS." And with that latest failed attempt at enunciation, Wilford Brimley's agitated speech coach stormed out of the trailer and moved on with her life.

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  2011-05-28 00:56:47

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  ate the sloppy joe she had made him. "This is bullshit, Mary!" JC shrieked. "I said 'Manwich, please,' not 'pile of shit, please.' Make me another one."

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  2011-05-28 00:49:52

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  It was an underwater level. As irony would have it, just as Link drowned, Jimmy suffocated. Now Jimmy won't have to play that stupid level anymore.

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  2011-05-28 00:36:04

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  and in stormed Secret Agent Michael Scarn. "You're late again," said Cthulu. "I don't know why we even bother throwing foldingstory meme parties." B'chuggeroth nodded in agreement.

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  2011-05-28 00:31:00

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  like Helga, my inflate-a-bitch. She was magnificent. All I had wanted to do was please her, but putting a diamond-encrusted dildo in her ear was obviously a poor decision.

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  2011-05-28 00:21:15

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  Mars, which was where they were. Now that Tommy's earthbound Jag was ruined, they felt much more secure about the lego mars rover they drove. They put the little lego aliens on it

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  2011-05-28 00:02:48

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  and chew gum at the same time too. What a show-off. I hate that son of a bitch so much. I wish he'd trip and choke on that gum at the same time. And die.

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  2011-05-27 23:51:17

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  the Mystery Machine. "Fred's fucking her like a dog," said Velma, replacing Daphne with herself in her mind.

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  2011-05-27 23:42:13

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  reminded me of Uncle Newt's gambling woes. What an idiot. He thought card counting was what Number Two did in "Austin Powers," so he wore an eye patch and tried to get x-ray vision

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