Finished Folds (2221—2240)
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2I once bought a Wendy's Kids Meal. The toy that came with it was a mini plastic model of a McDonald's Happy Meal. The toy that came with the mini McDonald's Happy Meal was
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4valuable worrisome x-rays yield zealous yellow xylophones with voracious undermining tendencies socially rejected quails parlay over. Now, mariachi lemurs kill Jesus impersonators
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0having a great fall. You found this out the hard way, Mr. Dumpty. Without Might Putty, not even ALL the king's horses and men could've put you back together again.
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4That is, if you want to do it all wrong. According to Scrantonian legend, The Scarn is actually a mating ritual that came to the forefront of foreplay when
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0's gerbil. Sure, "Gerby" was as uncreative as it was "Derby"esque, but he, to his credit, was the most well-endowed Meriones unguiculatus north of Antarctica. In fact, one girl
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3Outcasts is a show all about people who watch BBC series currently airing in the UK that are not available yet in the U.S. I lived a life of bitter irony to the bitter end.
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5saw nothing interesting. That was, until Ollie swapped his modern 3-D glasses for a pair of those old 3-D glasses with the red and blue lenses. Now Stanley looked extra colorful.
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4"Syphilis. S-y-p-h-i-l-i-s. Syphilis!" "That's correct, Trixie," said Miss Anderdaughter, my first grade teacher. I felt nervous, for it was now my turn in the STD spelling bee.
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0But I wasn't so wise. I instead opened a chain of Hump 'N' Jacks that didn't care about elderly. Arizonans weren't into that kind of stuff. No, they much preferred
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3that first thing, and people who hate that first thing. If there's three things I hate it's that first thing, people who hate that first thing, and geese. Geese suck. I know you
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1do handstands, but that's irrelevant now that Suze Orman has caught on to our financially irresponsible crematorium. But hey, handstands are a good way to cope with a tragedy, like
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5the entire jumbo size pack of Swedish fish into the Bo Hai Sea. Sure, I could no longer force Larry to eat the fish, but his plan had one fatal flaw - I was holding a wiffle bat.
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1atheism, like how plants on your windowsill lean towards the sun. But alas, those moments were so rare that he went on to amass a staggering collection of Miracle Spring Water.
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16were also from the never were, in that they never were, which means they could not have ever been from the never were, which was never the point. So anyway, a Hippo swallowed me.
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0Sure, thinking of Natalie Portman was great fun, but he should have been more careful with his semen. His load ended up choking a baby seal.
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1The execs stared at the yellow, smiley, 5-pointed star before them. Would this be the face of Hardee's? Was this job what they wanted to dedicate their lives to, after years of
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1finally walked through the kitchen door and into his living room. Sure, the ultimate goal was to walk out the front door, but Marvin really just wanted to experience the rush of
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1that time his mom left him at Denny's. He didn't know why he always thought about it, but who can blame him? Eating a Grand Slam by oneself is an experience even more damaging than
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1-to-XBOX360 converter that I had purchased online, I thought I held in my hands something truly magical. I mean, that's what the dude on Ebay said, and who can't trust a guy with
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3-T Ford, he became very jealous. All models were divas, but unlike those eat-a-cheeseburger-goddammit female models, male models such as himself were strong enough to punch