Finished Folds (2241—2260)
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1really cool under a microscope, but I guess all cells look cool under a microscope, unless it's a cheap microscope. However, the nuns didn't believe in microscopes, so they
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3at a nearby quadriplegic. Naturally, the "stump" wasn't as amused as she was. Of course, he woulda been, had he known about the miracle whip in her double D cups, but as it was,
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2for the real Barney, they shat on him without quarter. The komodos, known for their staunch meatatarianism, were disturbed by Barney's fruit-and-veggie product-pushing.
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0of semen that he had collected was now no match for his 20 gallon vat of Reggie's spittle. He carefully toted the vat of his brother's salivary secretions all the way to
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1would dump baked beans in the pot. The hot dog aroma was just strong enough to make me feel like I was eating real pork and beans. Of course, faux pig 'n' pintos was no match for
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1in my pants. It was my penis again. Damn penis! Why did it keep doing that? Not that I could blame it for its goat heart-indiscretions, but this was my drink, and I intended to
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4a set of My Little Pony dolls. She always kept them there; they were the closest thing to kids she ever had. See, the pony was never able to cope with being sterile, nor with
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2his soul will be at the mercy of the hounds of hell. They have sharp teeth, which they gnash feverishly so as to get them sharp enough to destroy frisbee souls. It never fails,
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2was to trek across all of Safari Zone in a mere 500 steps. I knew I'd have to take really big steps to pull this off, so I brought my trusty pair of stilts and
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1thing that I couldn't quite make out since it was so dark outside. Rather than investigate, I peered into my freezer and grabbed a box of Lean Cuisine. It was a brand new flavor:
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1penises had died quickly. No one really seemed to care. The rumors that really filled the pews with disciples, though, pertained to something much less pleasurable:
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3She had lived in a bubble her entire life; no, not that metaphorical bubble in which attractive people receive compliments (she was butt-ugly). It was a real bubble made of
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4now that she found herself squished between the double bed and her newly installed Australian Cypress Bellawood flooring, she began questioning her life choices, like when she
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1which in hindsight was a bad idea, cuz I never found any. I should've spent more time focusing on my burger grilling, fat-poaching, and
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1of his past experiences, the very aisle of experiences that he'd followed all the way to his present misery. He was his father's son, alright. He frequented LSD as frequently as
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0practice polygamy, believe in exaltation, and move to Utah. That's what Mormons do.
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4end the alliteration? Right here, actually; or, at least he tried to. Before long, he went into a downward spiral of mindless alliterative ramblings.
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0...Whatever that means. Regardless, Baryshnikov and the Dog went on to
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1last-place finisher cooked the very same pickled skunk cabbage and Limburger cheese impossible pie. I'd like my chances. Besides, I'd have a trick up my sleeve:
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1tissue box. Their punishment was cleaning up after themselves, although an empty tissue box was as effective at wiping up cumshots as