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  -truck in the presence of good plans. "Well, that's just, like, your opinion, man," said MoralEnd as he surfed in on an oversized $10,000 check. The Nigerians smuggled SlimWhitman

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  Other kids went full tabula rasa, but I entered the Earth realm with a leg up. I had a passport to Hiranyaloka; I knew how to dissolve soul solutes into the infinite. The solution

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  the norm when McDonald's cooks brought their culinary training home with them. "I microwaved Bessie and nothing happened besides death, reincarnation, and more death," I lamented

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  right behind her, pompoms in tow. He did a split and cheered "Who do we appreciate?" The young hiders popped out, pointed at her, and said, "Not cheaters!" The seeker's eyes

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  unfaithful depends on the degree of hots Marilyn Monroe has for you." A wife could reply, "Love is a two way street, and you're my road kill." See, inspirational quotes can diffuse

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  2013-07-24 18:17:52

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  The cologne from the ad with the waterfall? The sexy local fireman wears it, but why is he here? My thrice-burned venison can fend for itself, as can I. If he signs my calendar

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  to confirm if the phoenix is my spirit animal for months. It should protect me from the flames. Jasmine yanked me into the fireplace. "My burn scent is less pleasant than yours," I

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  2013-07-24 18:12:41

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  sólo la personificación de objetos al azar puede aliviar. El método más eficaz es encolado ojos saltones a rocas. Yo les doy caras tristes que reflejan mi soledad. ¡Qué divertido!

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  hispered to her, "today you will become my better half." The Great Mesmero sawed himself in two and sewed his legs to his wife's torso. "Our marriage is now an illusion," his wife

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  2013-07-23 22:46:54

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  an undiscovered rockstar? He'd march to the beat of his family's drum for now, but he had some slick beats of his own. Joseph's brothers called him a dreamer and booed his dusting

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  say why they left, not the "it's not you, it's me" crap. They squealed, "It's not me, it's you" and said I crushed their dreams of strong, independent womanhood. Jeez, grow a pair!

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  , Khamsa no Kimi, which peered into my soul and saw no evil. The bedrock crumbled, and I fell into a cosmic box. The One Khamsa pulled me out and tossed me into a flux sector above

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  had snuck into his vacay teepee and lovemade his mattress's springs into submission. Jim Kirk signed for a bunk bed-shaped package from a Mr. "King Zeta Reticulan." Seemed legit.

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  Ivan was keeping the eggs in a freezer with her milk. Or maybe the housewife had fled detection to Japan and was onsen tamago-ing. A fool young NSA agent barged into Ivan's fest

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  2013-07-23 19:59:05

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  to pass for <10; he helped himself to the kid's menu latte with a lead toy on the bottom. Mutt opted not to stain his toothy grin and ordered minty floss à la carte. Sam guffawed

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  2013-07-23 19:56:28

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  dragged these nagging thoughts to the trash bin. "A thorough deletion should acclimate you to technolife," Adrian said, thus demoting himself to "pal." The charger overheated and

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  2013-07-23 19:54:06

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  would rather be sucked into the black hole that is your maw, then give you indigestion from which no mind can escape, than float in space." So, Galacticus ate sergeants and worlds

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  us eccentrics with his cloak on rainy evenings. Josiah Toast's Ace Party also brought curious spirits out of hiding, thus spicing up our group vision quest. A mystical king vulture

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  2013-07-23 19:49:01

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  he had pounded his scepter against the floor one time too many. The floor gave way, and the King fell through the marble, throne and all. Did they think I could match his despotism

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  Ever since that man dropped a penny on me from atop the Empire State Building, I was seeing stars at all times. My alarm clock lacked the empathy of more advanced models and beeped

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