Finished Folds (561—580)
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5the sign. I opened up my eyes and saw the Happy Hour sign flashing. "My daughter'd want me to be happy." I got my new pal a drink, and the chunk of my daughter's hair in his pocket
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5I was tired of wiping soul crumbs off of her mandible after she "fed", but I needed someone to do the accounting around here. "Normy, Marion's soul was scrumdiddlyumpcious." Ugh.
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6, right in the man bazookas of his chest. Ackbar couldn't repel firepower of my magnitude. The Comedy Clowns had set up the chunnel like Wonka's ride of despair. I lashed out again
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1ks' Adderall dispensary. The 12th Man used the Shammy to wipe away his tears. "Ever since Marshawn OD'd on Skittles, we haven't had a ray of sunshine." My magic Shammy sent me back
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2'd need patience, as a T-Rex ate my time machine. Her ribs were zapped to the future. "I'll give you my rib if you kill these reptiles," I said. From then on, she was my Sexy Rexy.
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4"Looking for these?" asked a dusty bunny, mittens in tow. He reeked of smolder, but if no one had a nose, did he have an odor? The socks and mittens left a trail of arson as they
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4-tants with machetes to financially ruin each other. This was all playing into Noah's "bait and bleed" strategy. "Now I will climb the leaderboard," he said. Almost-finished folds
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6saw the error of their ways and scarfed down the meaty pan pizza delights. Tranny witch 4 turned her gaze to me. "I need me a deep dish o' you." Eyes twinkling with meat lust,
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6n. My future fiancé and I went into the woods to jump into piles of leaves and admire nature. Naturally, boredom struck. That's when we decided to go HAM on some trees. My wood ch
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3Within the confines of the TechnoCave, the Miasma Theorists stuck to their guns. "I'll believe what I want, this is a free country." "That's the miasma talking, Jen. Freedom? Here?
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7"Ahh, nothing like a breath of fresh water to calm the nerves," said Dean Charles, who had ditched his smoke-filled lungs for carp gills. He looked dashing in his salmon suit
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7The team of painters that I hired played a punch buggy variant called "punch bucket", which led to colorful misbrushings all over my living room. My dog was covered in streaks of
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4saddle loaded with fresh ambergris. Years later, a dozen seahorses knocked on my door. "No way am I y'all's mom," I said. "What's going on, babe?" asked Flipper. His smoking jacket
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6Or, how could he turn this half-eaten child into a comical Sunday strip? Marmaduke pitched Brad Anderson an idea. "What if, stay with me here, I make snausages out of little Billy
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4the Hobos of Shaftesbury Alleyway 35. Cricket is a tough sport to play when everyone is trying to dodge taxis in sandals. ESPN Cricket Analyst Greg McManaman was most appalled by
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3Donnely orderly. Board adjourned till Council member Jones stops being such a jerkface. Minutes: Chairman Donnely. P.S.- The Allocate Reanimatrons Posthaste Bureau Board needs cash
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3her Mouse Trap board game. Mirna returned to a rat dying of cardboard cheese consumption. "My human child, I am the Rat King. Go now to the sewer. Restore peace and sanitate..ugh."
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6bricks into the sand to construct his secret love shack. "Surely he will have his way with our wives in there," said the mere Flog Vassals. Lord YnerMand despised spying as much as
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4long line of royal pens. This little guy is King Visconti the Fountainous the Eighth." The flight attendant knelt in the presence of Dr. Floyd's regal companion. Quills in Waiting
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3as Ash turned himself around. "Don't you walk away from me," said Hokey. "Mom chose you for me, Ashy baby." Ash was getting tired of all these arranged marriages. Arranged divorce