Finished Folds (921—940)
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5showed video of the comfortable subjects picking their scabs. The handcuffed subjects trembled and rubbed their scabs against the concrete floor. My supervisor walked in and picked
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6nderwear modeling as if I wasn't afflicted. I couldn't fool my boss, though. Calvin Klein knows a pussy pox when he sees one. He brought me some ointment with that trademark smile.
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1I wanted to give my spiked cleats a test stomp before Weasel Stomping Day. "So this is the dumpster full of..." "Yup." I initiated attack formation Fetus Cleatus and made a mess of
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1Hi, I'm Jim Reaper. You might know someone who came to know my brother, Grim. I can assure you that my interests lie in the agriculture sector, and maybe in you. For a fun time,
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2herself at me and tried to pull me back to 3rd base. "No, I want to go all the way home," I said. She grabbed my cup as ballpark security, the Sullen Taser Drudgers, trudged over.
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3"Stop moving around, I'm trying to draw here," said 6th grader, and aspiring still life artist, Missy Jones. The fruits were unmoved. The banana rammed the apple, turning the bowl
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1The radio played facemelting metal and our faces spilled into el puddle del dashboard on the car mat. Our PT Cruiser's flame decals compounded the problem as we sped to El Diablo's
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47:1, Result 13:1. He averaged 3 hours of sleep/food comas last year, so he waaaayy overcompensated. Al decided to try less hard in 2013. He removed mothballs from his stretch pants
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7"Yes, its latex allergy..." "Its latex allergy what?" "I don't know, you ate the rest of the joke." This was a common occurrence. I tried to kick the habit with Good Humor bars but
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3I was too afraid to go down the steps anymore. I curled up in my room and withdrew my thumb from my mouth so as not to bite into it by mistake. I courted old toothless women online
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4apologized to the villagers of Pompeii for having to endure a second cataclysmic eruption. She promised to help find someone other than herself to clean it up. Red Cross declined
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12The blacksmith agreed to forge me an axe if I brought him the head of a manakete and a vial of virgin tears. I didn't know of any virgin crybaby manaketes, so this would take time.
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310 to me, I rock & roll both ways." He folded his lip yoga mat/napkin and dove into the crowd. None of the men caught him, but Steven Tyler refused to give up.
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4what am I supposed to say when I see a dragon? "Gee willikers"? And the time mom cut me off in the middle of "assassin" and double charged me was even worse. I took out swear loans
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2red security lasers. Why did he agree to be the 3rd wheel on a museum heist? Wes shook off the sleeping gas and told Ed and Vixen to clothe themselves. Ed stole a suit of armour
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3and rightly assumed that she was a witch. But where other witches had failed (attempting to flee torch mobs while straddling a broomstick), Bertha accelerated. Her 1888 Mercedez
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3she could express "Worship me", "Fetcheth mine Fancy Feast, Summonee", and "Stand back while I revive this dead bird" in several cat verb tenses and dialects. Fluffy's livelihood
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4cannula, which only expedited his girth spurt. He argued that his paunch should receive food directly, and without pesky middle men like taste buds. His child was destined to have
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3I was Phase 1 of his plan to put Neosporin out of business. "Let me pour some of my new, mutation-unlikely formula on those cuts," said Mr. Harrison. This parent-teacher conference
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2Hail curbstomps the peace as Father Time roundhouses an elk. Such is nightlife on scenic byways. Moments like "Mommy, look at those trees" don't happen without violent imagery and