Finished Folds (1001—1020)
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123. Neosporin for my paper cuts from licking all the mint flavor off the stamp.
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5landed softly on his 'Keep Christ in Xmas' T-shirt. The waves froze over, disrupting the surfing bros. The sand castle moats turned to ice as well, trapping plastic gators and
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3the front of the stage, his dance pleasing the howling audience that filled the dark auditorium. The Beauty 4 Beasts program brought art to animals, although budget cuts for lights
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4caused the Anteaters to cling together in a katamari. Shaman sock monkey set their snouts to "permasuck" and rolled them to the dust bunny hole. Their snouts clogged and backfired
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54. When your voice cracks along to the Stones' "Gimme Shelter".
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3Where could a toe fetishist like me find any now that my own toes had run off? My rose-to-toes converter was still in the planning stages. For now, I'd acquire a taste for fingers
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3I said its name for the last time. "Potato farmer invents blue, potato-fueled Boise headphones" was too wordy to bother saying. I kept "Counting Sheep" alive, as well as a dream of
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6tres amigos, Dos Equis, and a game of Uno led to a brawl at the McKenzieo household. The 12 Days of Christmas Song had many different verses. In Maryland, it's three blue crabs,
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6s beans the grainy legume, if you eat lots your butt will fume. If your butt fumes, your mother will squeal, so eat those beans for every meal. This school play on bodily functions
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5decided to produce ebony to complement her ivory. Petunia the elephant modified her DNA until her tusks grew ebony branches, and she slimmed down for the tutu. The Black Swan role
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4that folding space was a good way to combine story folders from disparate regions of the universe into the Überfolder, the Megazord of plot advancement. The Folding Elite's robotic
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3and a Denny's Bilbo berry smoothie to sate. Mmm, gimme some o' that Shire sausage, my precious. Aww yes, this is so much better than IHOP's truffula chip pancakes. How unexpected!
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3neck, so that I can appreciate my $ bling in a neckful manner." Your loose turkey neck was made detachable so as to avoid shame in situations that did not necessitate neck. The sec
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60# $#!T, my $t3n0grap#Y 3x@m !$ T0dAy! *pops Scrabble tiles* Ahhh, sweet letters - sweet, Vermont maple letters! "You have issues," said the test giver, "But you sure can type up
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3Brain Bistro was open for business. I sold idle thoughts, passing notions, and daydreams a la carte, though Brain Stew was the most popular item. The dress code weeded out the
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3. setting. in..thoughts. breaking down. into. words. then. l.e.t.t.e.r.s.. o.h. g.o.d.. t.h.e. t.i.e.s. t.h.a.t. b.i.n.d. a..r..e.. n..o..t.. t..y..i..n..g.. f r e e l e t t e r s
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5in a movie theatre. "No!! Must.. watch.. Basic Instinct at my own p(l)ace.." The wormhole appeared over Sharon Stone during a memorable scene and I jumped in. "Am I in a womb now?"
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6understand Frogger. He dedicates his time to helping little old ladies cross busy intersections, and he runs a Ribbits 4 Rickets telethon." "Heidi, we don't want tadpole grandkids
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4name's malignant "Mc" tumor, which engulfed his name's every "James"; and, when the "III" had no "James" to support it, each "I" fell like dominoes and crushed him. James's estate
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6run before you walk, you might pull something. The fourth rule is that anyone who rolls 3 straight doubles is a witch and should be heated as such. The fifth rule is that lima bean