Finished Folds (1181—1200)
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5Snoopy's alter ego, Snoop Dogg. He had no idea his feathered friend was a narc, or that his eponymous festival was a grand bust. Cops stormed the stage during "Gin & Juice" with
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3I took lessons at the Mojo Dojo to start my Mojo anew, "Our first lesson is pelvic thrusts," said Mojomaster Mojo Jojo. "Before long, you shall help me rule the world!" My thrusts
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3but there's no better way to retrace your steps than starring in a docudrama about you, Gerald." Gerald was optimistic that this could help him find his wallet. The exec's maniacal
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6chords of rockers past. Drummer Nikki Styx whispered to bassist Cam Callus, "I think Marty's let Brown Plaid Spinach's success get to him. He's adding solos to every cover, even to
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1Él pensó somos eran sheeple. Él cantó, "La gente está sheeple por qué debería ser / tú y yo alguna vez no estå de acuerdo, Chigurh". Chigurh vestîa un traje de lobo y aterrorizaron
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1We closed the blinds so no one could see him. "A peeping Tom saw yer deaf cousin the other day," the garbage man threw out there for public consumption. We were so worried about
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2-adwinningest bread critic of the Sliced Era. I was never afraid to go against the grain. "This Smuckers Uncrustable is far superior to your loaf," I told him snootily. His fist
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1I had to know who killed Miss Scarlet, if it was the last thing I knew. "It's a shame Brad insisted that he be buried with the Classified folder," I said as I dug up his corpse. Ph
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4"And now I can check off Princess Leia," I said, studying my list of Comic-Conquests. Next up was Neytiri from Avatar. I stuffed a cucumber into my R2D2 suit and trudged along, unt
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3removed an askew block. The Jenga tower shook but remained upright. "I'd like to call a trainer," I told the chair umpire, who rolled his eyes. The Jenga tourney was cramping me up
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5All ladyfingers could be sold to French pastry chefs, so why stop at one? "These are delightful," said a patron, dunking my girlfriend's digits in liqueur. Her toes were next, then
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1think she'd killed off enough stray cats to be in line for the inheritance. Danielle was still behind Whiskers, Puss 'N' Fluff, and 67 others. The childproof scissors weren't doing
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1regretted using shish kabobs as spokes. Packs of hungry dogs chased him, hoping for a nibble of grilled chicken. "Bleck! I only got squash!" barked a fleet-of-foot wiener dog. Beag
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5To prevent others from being so bereft of lessons, I started the first moral fiber optics business. Folks calling Gazelle to sell phones were treated to Aesop's Fables audiobooks &
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2unsheathed his sword. "Don't let Abalone tempt you," said henchman Ed Kowalczyk. Jr. Det. Abalone thieved the sword with his seaweed lasso and slew Yamazuki. Otter Creek turned red
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2OPO agents stormed the church. "The late Pastor Joe Saltarelli was a registered organ donor," said their captain. "Your church organ will serve another congregation well." Hacksaws
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2is determined via medieval roulette wheel. "Tonight's secret ingredient is.... knuckle. Have at it!" Master Chef Chuck Liddell swiftly prepared a knuckle sandwich and served it to
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1After the Nurikabe failed, Jen tired a more traditional means of protecting cheese puffs: burying them underground. "Digging through tile is tough," she said, clutching a rusty
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6covet with its raunchy pixels. I watch them sell TVs on QVC, just to make Vizio jealous. Once, she retaliated by switching her channel to a P90X infomercial. I'll admit I'm a bit
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4Gary was a hero of sorts, in his own mind. He spray painted red squiggles beneath misspelled graffiti. "If bricks were built with auto-correct, I could sleep at night," he said to