Finished Folds (1301—1320)
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5I'd hid it in my freezer behind the peas. It was the last item on the Scavenger Hunt checklist for Pitter-Pat Daycare, just after "rusty bucket". The hunters became the hunted when
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7-en in half, tip-first in an electric pencil sharpener. The pansy-periwinkle dust on the desk meant the Colours were to blame. Colours had been killing Colors since Rose Art brewed
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3-y tweed cushion cover as the masseuse rubbed the monster's back. Judge Joe Brown spared no pampering to land the big-time witnesses. "He also likes flan," said Dr. Frank, "but do
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4ordered dessert? The manliest castrati waiters were marching in with tiramisu. One gave the Captain a sombrero and sang "Feliz Cumpleaños". The decoders gave up. Trilinguality was
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3y agarró el toro por los cuernos. Ernesto Hemingway era un firestarter, al igual que The Prodigy. Luchó contra el fuego con fuego y los osos con Mitones Kitten. Roswell inyecta
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8there was a chalk outline where my wallet once was. "It got too wet," I'm told. The Great Appletini Spill of '84 claimed many victims, including a newspaper, a khaki pant leg, and
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3settle their differences and make Pop-Tart cereal, or cereal-flavored Pop-Tarts? With the spike in popularity of bacon and buttered toast, the sugary breakfasts must unite. Donut
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5is a creative way to go, and goat's milk is a good way to supply the skeletal demons with calcium. At least Death was finally branching out - expanding his, you know, Reapertoire.
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5Stephen Hawksbill. Through the hole in his long-necked sweater, he said, "This Turtle would bring Yertle and Blastoise to their knees!" The Martians laid out flypaper to trap it b
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2El burro tenía escoliosis y gritó: "Wee-SNAW!" Mi padre tocaba las castañuelas para el burro. Me lo vendió a Rico por algunos churros. Burro para churro.
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1to the level of "Hologram". Richard Simmons and Tupac were so inspiring that everyone was elevated to their level except me. Was I the last one breathing? Their wisdom was beyond
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3I placed the ball on my Ken Griffey autographed tee and struck it in her direction. Unfortunately, I forgot to wear my Ken Griffey autographed athletic cup. The ensuing ricochet
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6But I was hoping for starchy & husky, so I ordered the juicer's potato sandwich attachment on layaway. I threw in some rasp-berries to maintain my gravelly man-cacophony and some
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2We decided that squeezing it into a bottle would be too difficult, so we built a bottle around it. "Does anyone have a cork?" Larry asked. "I'm all out," I said. "But I have a blas
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6battle against the "us". Us vs. Them was a bloody war of words. "We gotta kick some Us ass, or them Ussers'll kick ours," said the Thems. The pronoun rally was raided by antinoun
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1stay? "If The Clash couldn't figure it out, what hope do I have?" I wondered. Mary's body language was of a strange dialect; her non-verbal cues puzzled the cryptologists. Firemen
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3who just came to use the bathroom. He shoved some Sweet'n Low packets and a salad fork into his pocket as he excused himself. "Nab some two-ply while you're in there," I said. "We
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5"I got a new complaint!" Kurt came back on the line. "I'm forever in debt to your priceless advice," I told him. "Priceless?" he said, "this Karma call is long-distance. Floyd the
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4ruin my swan song, so I downed her glass of wine too. I intended to go down swigging, but it turns out that the parakeet was also a paramedic.
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4the Savior Man." The conspiracy is that Lent's meat restrictions were put in place by Wimpy so he could hog all hamburgers. Tom Hanks received forearm implants to play POPE eye and