Finished Folds (1361—1380)
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2That's why the makers of The Abridged Bible (featuring the Gospel of Matt) market during that time slot. Viewers of cat beheadings and LAX Ink can't resist the teachings of
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5The commercialization of education was rocking their worlds. Billy looked at his markers and saw 'Rose Art' on the side. There was no escape. The suspicious bar codes on their arms
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5I remember my first career, as an understudy in WWII documentaries. If the star died, I would receive his belongings, wives, etc. and literally become him. In "Manhattan Project",
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7Bob Barker could smell the ovaries. He activated his Spaydar, and the alarm sounded. "Spayday! Spayday! There's an alley cat downtown trying to have kittens." Bob hopped into his
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3who felt dangerously queasy from his latest binge. "I don't wanna run fast any more," Chester thought. "I wanna be the first slow cheetah." Cheetos didn't cut it anymore; he turned
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5"And if you put on the patented helmet, you can feel the warmth of an actual human hug..." Becca scoffed at the commercial. She had cats, what was the use of hugs? Her apartment
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0Vein Street. A group of heroines made their way to the Bloods. "I'm gonna score either way," I thought. Wonder Woman said, "We're metaphorically fighting for your life. Go sit by
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6My morals came to an end when I peeped in on a chazzercising session. "The way they fold and unfold those mats really takes me back," I thought as I spied on the glute paunch of
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6there's a Pragmatic Sentencing Initiative. Level 7 Tormented Spirits (those who were violent in their previous life) are reincarnated as sentient child car seat dummies. An example
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3But without the constant stream of life lessons from Hoarders, Leela started accumulating objects. She tripped over a pile of clones on her way to a stack of ancient
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7I passed Kana a gift certificate to a desert-themed golf course. She had no idea that the course had sand on the greens and camels as caddies. The only non-bunker part of the fair
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3a mountaintop where he could shoot her gifts to the aliens. He set up a see saw with a large boulder at one end as the launching mechanism. They had demanded that he give them new
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5knocked me to the ground. They looked so innocent; I had no idea they were off-duty punks. One of them pulled out a knife. An on-duty cop bolted out of the McDonalds. My prospects
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4"As you can see, the graphical analysis of the distance above sea level for Mountain Dew fizz from the time of pour to the time of fizz-out yields surprising results. For one, the
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6allow the spotlight to be taken off his record-setting sideburns. But both girls were focused on Buddy. The double date was turning into an outside-looking-in threesome. Charles
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4Car lots and used car lots as business models had been beaten to death. I found an empty field and opened a potential car lot. I was offering irresistible deals on 2018 Buicks and
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1don't listen to some pump-up music, Monday Milking will destroy your soul. The late Bessie's wisdom still resonated through the hearts of us cows. I put in my earbuds as Farmer Joe
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1copy of "Watermelons for Those Who Care" by Roe Tundra. I sent her a message: "Sorry, but could I cancel my order? Crazy night!" She replied: "You mean you don't care?" I felt guil
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6on a grammarian's head turn white. "Just because it's called an 'infinitive' doesn't mean you should use an infinite amount of them," my teacher said. I slept during his lecture on
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3"Jimmy, you've been a good skywriter for many years, but it's time for you to brush up on your skycursive." "How come?" "Last week you tried to make 'Marry me' but it looked like