Finished Folds (1381—1400)
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5"Okay, I'll order something authentically French," he said. Our Parisian honeymoon was off to a rocky start. "How about... Le Hot Dog?" The waiter stole his menu. No amount of wine
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5the Kangacops were packing heat in their pouches. "I had no idea they'd be so offended by fixed kickboxing matches," I thought, picking up my pace. I came across an indigenous
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4and I was urgin' for urchin. But I was unaware that the purple dreads were exposed nerves. When I pinched one, my most private thoughts were transfered to the rastaman, including
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3"I am pleased to report that your million-dollar grant did not go to waste. My team and I discovered that dolphins do indeed nap with one eye open." The board members started thro
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6Locked? Haunted houses weren't supposed to be locked. I banged on the door. "Hello in there! Any ghosts? Me and my girl are looking for a fright." No response. I roundhouse kicked
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2g at the yellow snow cone I was making. "That's not for me I hope," my mom said. I zippered up and handed it to her. My mom walked downstairs and gave it to my dad. "This is for
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3"To get you kids excited about healthy food, we've made Fruit & Veggie trading cards." The teacher handed every student a pack. "I got a holographic apple," said Joe. He traded for
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6God picked out a woman in Aisle 6 of the Build-A-Lair Workshop. "Adam will love one of these." He tossed her into his cart next to the talking snake. "Let's see... I could also use
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7"Welcome back to Pimp My Ride. Today, we're trickin' out the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile. We're gonna take it from 'hot dog' to 'hot DAWG'." I watched in astonishment as the host
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0I took notes as Shore explained, "Its texture ranges from blubber to ivory tusks, and its length ranges from a flat snout to a..." "Mr. Shore, what is meant by 'goo goo g'joob'?"
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5residents of Creeping Death Retirement Home crossed the street at that moment. Padd activated his windshield wipers and shifted gears, feeling nothing. He cracked open another
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4"Welcome to Cannibal Cafe. Our special tonight is a Limb Burger topped with Limburger and toematoes." Andrew Zimmern studied the menu with trepidation. "I think I'll have the
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4. I ran off with my last penny and planted it in my backyard. "I hope a money tree will bloom before she finds my..." "Honey, can I borrow your credit card?" I watered the penny
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5Hatchling Services swooped in. "Ma'am, are these baby birds yours?" "Yes." "Are you aware that your nest is in violation of many building codes?" "Um..." "Is it true that you puke
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3by a jittery tattoo artist. "Ow, that's my eye," her friend cried. But Michael J. Fox was determined. He took another sip of coffee and went back to work. "M-O-M. I can do this. No
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1I had no idea the world had been colored with washable markers. I shook my freshly washed hands. The spray of water caused the beige on the cubicle to fade. My hands were colorless
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2"Honey, look!" The polar bear and his wife peered out the window of their melting igloo. "See? The Smiths have evolved to grow wings. Why don't you have wings, huh?" Papa bear was
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4." Sister Christian had discovered her students' sacrilegious Bible Fan Fiction, entitled "Noah and Joan of Arc," in which the flood put out Joan's stake fire and she flew home on
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4The manager wrapped the tape measure around my waist. "I'm afraid you're too skinny to be a mall Santa. Better luck next year." I knew I should've eaten more than a salad and
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5grow a tree with forbidden fruit. A young couple sprung forth from his root-like cerebral cortex. They picked the fruit, unaware that the knowledge they sought was at their feet.