Finished Folds (1441—1460)
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3Visible Man's arch rival, Divisible Man, had planted his good eye in that very gas station bathroom, just above the mirror. "It looks like Visible Man's eyes are the source of his
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4"We're toast," said the general. "How am I going to find a sign language negotiator for a deaf hostage-taker at this hour?" He raised fingers in peace, unaware that the translation
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4of Nottingham called for him on April 15th, but The Fox needed to reflect and de-mat his tail. "Dad can help me with girl problems," he said. Robin forgot that his father was rich
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5-ential energy problem sets since before he could deploy hydrofoils. Optimus's parents prepared to ship him off to a school for young physicists. "Lil' Optimus, do you have plenty
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3named Rosie was the lucky caller. She was an ex-clean Kleenex collector because "men hadn't done it yet." But when the elves flew the ABC (already booger crusted) tissues to her,
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8" He tried walking away from the question, but her keister's gravitational force pulled him into a slow elliptical orbit. Dozens of eclairs later, the living room furniture slid
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2sky and revealing the view of the moon to be a projection on a large movie screen. The moon had actually been borrowed by German scientists to power their moon rock-fueled potato
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4as the coast-to-coast travel time. "Once you've seen one fractal part, you've seen them all," Kathy said into the cameras. "Next time on "Travel Logarithms" -- Nautilus hunting."
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2sent to his personal pond, where he was swimming alongside decoys. "So in the future, my Ducks-to-Stale-Bread Converter wipes out my real friends?" asked Scrooge McDuck. The Ghost
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6Memory Landfill went up in flames when a campfire memory mixed with a tire swing memory. "Tabula rasa, here I come," he said as he mentally rebooted. But then a Niagra Falls memory
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2-ted their money on warm koozies for the cryogenic pods. "Whew, I was sweating in there!" said Biggie Smalls as he returned to consciousness. I knew I couldn't let him see
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7Earth's core. I instructed my butlers to move the archipelago aside. "And displace this ocean with some buckets, chop chop!" But Earth was shy, so She concealed herself with
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5"A life without counting backward has no purpose," Skip said as he loaded the pistol. With "The Final Countdown" playing, he counted, "5, 4, 3, 2, 1.." But the ghost of Buzz Aldrin
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5Granny doesn't need all this batter for her battery acid cookies. She's always told me never to waste anything, hence the used dryer sheet lasagna in the oven. I can smell the
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4lamppost said. My officer turned on the Guerra Positioning System. "Hannibal, sir, it says there's an alternate route to the Punic Wars through the Alps." This re-enactment was
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5his shadow. "Sorry for castin' ya where I'm pouncin'," said Tigger 2. His shadow replied, "Maybe it is I who casts Tiggers." When Tigger 1 pounced by, Tigger 2 shrieked and hid in
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5"Here comes Skeeter Rottenwhale, floppin' on the beach's shale. Flippidy, floppidy, salty puncture wounds! Clingin' to his dream to be singin' for a whale CD, he flops back into
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11the Zorgian flesh offering, but pinky puree was too tempting. I slurped it gone and apologized to my clone. It (I?) then gnawed my lip, thus beginning a race to consume the other.
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4The Millionaire: Survival Edition studio audience went wild. But I had already used my CPR, phone a hospital, and Ask WedMD lifelines, and I was only at the $32,000 question:
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19his bubbliness was flat as well. Flat Stanley's life became a downward spiral of coke lines and racy Euclidean magazines. Nothing could ever take his mind off the plane.