Finished Folds (1601—1620)
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5"It was Mr. Green, ruefully, in the dope Lounge with the ostentatious rope," I accused. The Clue: Adverbs and Adjectives expansion pack was challenging. I checked the case envelope
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2cumbersomely down "Syringe Lane." My tire was injected with diuretics and went flat. "Speed Racer's passing us!" I yelled to my crew chief. He called an airstrike of molasses and
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5. When the grenade went off, Octopus exploded, filling the sky with Pollock-esque Chinese ink paintings. A boy said, "Abstract rocks!" and walked out of his calligraphy lesson. He
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6the time. "Her honey pot ain't sticky like it used to be," they beebopped. After shouting profanities and buzz words, their angry Queen came by. I kept the NatGeo camera rolling as
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5turn into chocolate. "Mr. Wonka, why are ravens circling the boat?" I asked. Willy took a swig from his flask of Amontillado and said, "Row to the rhythm of my heart, bucko. Row!"
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5would create an anti-snake force field. He drank from a small trough (a Toffee Coffee Troughie) decorated with "I Love Medusa" stickers. But when he started reading Genesis aloud,
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2-ing hat expression on her face. "Why squeeze your face when you could pull it?" the producer hinted to Chandra. Less discretely, he said, "Plastic is fantastic. Nip tuck!" Chandra
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4evolve or cook, we searched the shuttle's sofa for old potato chips. "I found Herr's," he said. "Whose?" "Herr's." This was blowing my mind. There were no girls on board. "His?"
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3the Jugglernaut, who was practicing his five-porcupine (-and-one-Scooter) routine. The two Juggs launched mental attacks: "You drop balls like you drop soap," said the Juggernaut.
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4sponged the back of his neck. "Sorry for the botched first attempt," I said as I re-fastened Paul to the chair and increased the gun's voltage. "Would you like some rum?" He nodded
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4partridge who sang, "The clause! The clause!" This alerted me to the final clause of the prenup Mrs. Claus and I were signing: "Mrs. Claus is entitled to a daily back rub." I don't
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5perfect balance. I was the reigning world champion in see-saw Dance Dance Revolution. My opponent eyed me from the far end, and I eyed my magic boots. Why were they malfunctioning?
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8Secret Agent Michael Scarn for some timely equicide. Manatee cheered as he unsheathed his anti-charm, XR-20 dagger. My Little Pony countered by fluttering her eyelashes, but Scarn
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4they might, no worthy trianglists responded to their "Bandmates Wanted" ad. They waited expectantly by the phone. They would even settle for a kazooist. Just then, in walked
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5it when his boss said, "Hold the elevator." He obliged as the solution destroyed the part of his brain responsible for controlling mischievous impulses. He pressed all 80 floors.
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7well for Sham. He was demoted to Tape Prep. As he held out his fingers, each with a dangling piece of tape, I groaned, "They're all creased." He was demoted to the Organ Gift Shop.
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5-ella had the most violent fans of any music festival. For every Coach with a dodgeball rack, there was a groupie racking up SSF combos with toaster Nunchucks. The mosh pit was
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3It was TV Land Land, where every reforgotten character could be reremembered in stunning grayscale. "This takes me back to the time I remembered I had forgotten Daffy," I told my
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1of Free Parking. Seemingly everyone was ascending to thrones they had invented themselves. Balderdash ensued when King Bushes of Baldness inbred with Queen Baldsnatches of Rogaine.
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5a vacuum-sealed, wing-clipped hummingbird. She rolled down the taxi's tinted window and jumped into a lake, thereby avoiding cab fare. Her ankle bracelet started buzzing, so