Finished Folds (1701—1720)
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5"And if you look at a penny with 3D night-vision goggles, Lincoln has a Hitler mustache." Everyone oohed except Pete. Why did he let Stacy drag him to these meetings? He slumped in
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2-tables are better suited for phonography than pornography." He lauded her record-breaking performance from behind the glass, but she was too ashamed and dizzy to comprehend the
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4When she ordered from the kids menu and colored on the linens, Grimace grew suspicious. "Are you really 18?" he asked. "This is a date, not a playdate." Nervously, Ms. Shortcake
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11to check on the treasure map. As I'd feared, Blackbeard Jr. had caked it in drool, fingerpaint, and... was that a booger? But beyond my cabin's doors, a crew yearned for direction.
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2atomic budget. Since we were on USA network, we called the FS show "180 Characters Welcome." The first episode, starring the whole gang, was about the Sears ice tray thief:
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1the meteors keep knocking down my satellite dish. Grabbing my armour from the coat rack, I braved Mercury's virtually nonexistent atmosphere to restore Becker to my TV. But another
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5shoved a tennis ball down his throat with her racquet. "Stop!" he begged. But Serena showed no mercy, even to disabled line judges. An ADA lawyer stormed the court with hogs and
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5and jukebox theft. Whenever the waitress left to get his coffee, Frankie would steal another record. But the other patrons were frustrated. "All that's left is 80's Barry Manilow!"
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6a life transplant... The next day, a surgeon sucked out my lame memories and ambitions (and some of my tummy) and replaced them with gnarly ones. I now thought I was a lavasurfer.
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4droid abuse charges. Ackbar called the plaintiff to the stand. "Mr. D2, you claim that my client forced you to perform hard labor. But are you aware that that's what droids do?"
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4checked my Behavior Bar Graph on the fridge. Egad! There wasn't a gold star sticker for my afternoon flossing. I was one star short of being fed "Model Citizen Veggie Panoply" so I
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3-s so I could advertise on Nickelodeon, with Crackle (of cereal lore) and The Kraken as spokespersons. "It's CRACK!-a-lactic," they said. But CRACK! was heavily criticized when
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4The little old lady and her kids were forced to look for a cheaper home in Payless. They settled into a yellow Croc, which was a big step down from an Air Jordan. The roof leaked,
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3omniscience. Being married to a Zen master had its ups and downs. Although he was basically a free yoga instructor, he would try to summon the Karma police whenever I desired
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5"Hey look, it's 'Fill up da butt.' Tee hee." He went to the courthouse to get a name change. But disaster struck as Phillip stood in line between Ben Dover and
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10. This was a thriving metropolis until the Hippo Stampede of '01. You could still see bite marks in an abandoned Pontiac Aztec, where the rebellion had begun. A hippo was gipped on
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5of Cannibalistic Vegetables. Your next scouting mission is in the Dimension of Cleanly Oxides." The Council shoved Billy Mays into a pod, armed with a Mighty Putty launcher and
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1manned the Slurpee machine and hot dog rotisserie with ease. He decided to cure his convolution by being Quartered with a safe word. "Why not try yoga first?" his friend suggested.
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1but courage in a solid or gaseous state wouldn't do the trick. I had a part in the upcoming low-budget flick, "The Fox and the Bound." I swiped a motivational DVD and popped it in:
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3I had let my dreadlocks be for years, so I cut them with great trepidation. But it was the morning of my Science Fair, and "Bacterial Analysis of Hair" was last-minute brilliance.