Finished Folds (1841—1860)
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31, followed by Swamp Thing 2. Their blue hair was caked in mud and frog entrails. "Who DARES hit a golf ball in our swamp?!" they howled. I realized I was holding my 5-Iron.
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3'A jetsam enema' is an anagram for 'James Manatee'. Coincidentally, our detective sensed a terrorist paddleboat dumping excess nukes in Lake Baikal, and he was gonna flush 'em out.
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2-stone creamery was built into the Insect Octagon. The employees would do the jitterbug if you tipped well. I sat down next to a giant dung beetle as "All My Larvae" played on TV.
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5that I was in a giant version of one of those desktop Zen gardens. I turned on some pirated meditation music featuring beluga mating calls and raked ripples into the sand.
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7madrid's halftime jersey washer (until Tide-To-Go rendered his craft obsolete). But Stank Jack hit it big as a charlatan, selling a miraculous tonic that could cure elongated
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2-leader of the Lice Capades, Mr. Louse Jacobs. "Welcome to Costco," he said. "Would you care for dinner and a show?" Apple Dipper eighths and theatrical lice was exactly what I had
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3For instance, he once purchased a PivoTrim, Eggies, and a SunSetter Retractable Awning, all with expedited shipping. His wife immediately shoved him to the ground and grabbed
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7mounds of bacne and got rosacea. "Mr. Potatohead, it appears that you're a redskin potato now," said Prof. X. "I guess that's a mutation, so you're hired." The spud's first mission
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6maze, and his blindness didn't help either. One contestant got eaten by a venus flytrap. Another contestant thought she found Waldo, but the man was actually just a Waldo Watcher.
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5I got out my ruler and measured carefully. The other kids at the lunch table stared, but I intended to eat this Fruit By The Foot precisely one foot at a time. I made incisions
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5r of white truffle-glazed Kimodo Dragon with a bottle of Chateau Lafite. But I was on a budget, so I ate McNuggets, drank boxed wine from a yahtzee shaker, and
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6churned out The Cranium of Genesis as a divine gift. "She's a tad hardheaded," jawed the Mandible, "But she'll have to do." Together, they formed the Skull of Climax, protectors of
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5signatures and polyrhythms that twisted and turned like a bendy straw. Clem was peeved that the singer tainted his soulful grooves with mushy heartbreak lyrics. "Troubles at home?"
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3, the Scrabble hourglass had run out ten minutes ago. "Cool it, babe," he said. "I'm trying to get a triple word score with a "Q", a "Z", and two "F"'s. Do you have a dictionary?"
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5Hoping for an informed opinion, I took the mummified gerbil to the Antiques Roadshow. "Oh my!" said the expert. "You found the pet of Djer, the late Pharaoh. Its name was Djerbil."
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5loaded a Kenmore Elite into his van and said, "The after-riot is always better than the riot." The feeling was mutual, so we joined forces, roaming the countryside in search of
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6The nitrous oxide worked its way through his system and gave him laughing-gas gas. Making an attempt at humour, he said, "Guys, I smell funny." Their laughter turned to groans and
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5Bob's dreams hadn't panned out over the years. He hadn't saved the whales. He hadn't cured cancer. He hadn't circumnavigated Mars. But then he watched Randy Pausch's Last Lecture,
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4copter falling from the sky directly above him. "Daddy, look out!" said his daughter. But daddy was too busy admiring women's baby bumps, so she sprung into action. She pedaled to
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2took offense to my insolence. He and his good pal, Chuckie Finster, summoned Reptar to teach me some manners. "Eat the babysitter," the babies chanted rhythmically. Reptar crushed