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1still creaming tool. I put it in the occupants' mouths, filling them with the soft, whippy stuff so that they didn't need their appointments. I cried out once more as I
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2and exciting. The Giant Multicolored made its way after the small, nude man and reprimanded his demand to mandate the mandelbrot set with his
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0this wasn't one of them. These ninjatoic chefs had really hit the nail on the head! But only after missing and crushing their thumb; so there were a couple of accidents . . .
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4a couple of heretics over the weekend. All I could think about was how great this birthday was! I thought about this with a stew of emotions, such as sadnees, irony and
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0different newspapers was hard work! Each stab of ella's pencil that was creating me on her womb-page felt like a slap in the
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2meal once a week not every two." Petunia smiled, "Oh but Duddy, the fortnightly meal would be quite a bit bigger than the weekly.." laughing maniacally she sent Harry off to school
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2side of spicy tomato relish, goats feta, avocado salsa and a sprig of mint. But, more pressing to Cliff's worries was the up and coming election and, even more pressing, the
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1something stopped it, something, not of this world. As she was pulled under the endless spiral of waves something grabbed hold of her, and it alone is the reason she is here today.
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3Tim's hips slowly rocked back and forth, his manly symbol slowly sliding from him to her. It was a magical Jewish moment. He had found the perfect Kosher meal in Tiffany.
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5is hardly a crime. Times New Roman is undeniably evil, but it's all about how you use it. Simon switched to Calibri, loving the soft lines and curves of each unimposing letter.
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2actualised by my students. Each pancake had a message written on it: 'Hairspray over make-up before a night of dancing", "Always trim your ends after the summer." They ate each
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3together electrons in his personal particle accelerator. Hours later, he returned to the diorama, and he couldn't believe his eyes. "Battle of the Bulge" had constructed itself.
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4From then, it was chaos. The pitbull fell to the ground, its neck cocked at and angle from the trauma. The air was hot with explosions. Private Twitch sat, pensieve, to consider
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2nto the kitchen bench with a devilish grin, she took my pungent burrito in her hand and began to rub it, filling me with pleasure. I couldn't resist, and rubbed my mum's hot pocket
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2The cows replied the only way they knew how, with a deep rally of moos that rifted the valley from scarring emotion to joy. Steve Jobs' secret agent smirked and held his gun at the
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10roll around in paint and write a novel whilst doing so, and once the novel was complete he would splatter the paint against a large sheet of paper while climaxing into a
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5witch was it?? Nobody knew. A goblin, a wizard, and six witches. One of them had stained the bowl beyond repair with water and lime - and I was so close to finding out who
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4the emotions of others with his mind in a way no doctor had understood throughout his childhood. When he started to control people's emotions, the doctors had
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3ription letter be in a place where it can be used in self-defence," fitting advice from a grasshopper who had always stuck by Pinnochio in court-leading to his charge being dropped
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4back to rehab-I just need this last hit. The clerk looked at me sternly and pulled out his foreign version of a police badge. This country was driving me nuts. I snatched the pills