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vryon had to writ without th lttr ' ' it was horribl xcpt vryon smd to gt what was bing writtn. So th Fold & Co lttr manufacturing managr calld an mrgncy mting and told us to -
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those shorts clutched my body. I started to wail out the newest pop hit "Lovin' my Morg Baby!" when there was a disturbance in the crowd. Another alien, pink, but mean looking was
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Portsmouth's garlic festival was putting a major strink on this sailor's plans for the locals. "Farewell and a pee-yew, you fair ladies of Maine." I called my taxidermist friend to
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me. Hi, reader, my name is Carmen Monterros: professional writer stalker. This about the time things got weird during a case shadowing pulp writer Philip Jose Farmer to New Mexico.
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it was only dits & dahs. At night Tristan read old survival manuals so he'd learn anything. 3 weeks into survival camp, SpecOps from the Grand Duchy of Fenwick invaded camp, captur
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The Texan offered me $10k to start a rodeo clown school for paraplegic orphans. Flabbergasted, I took a huge bite of the meatless taco to think it over. "Ok!" I finally said. "I'll
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dune buggy, steering wheel gripped by rock-lobster claws. SpongeBob would pay for stealing the My Little Pony Stickers & pay dearly. Snail'napping Gary & ransom his return, Lobster
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Kirk's 2nd cousin which must count for something. I'd love to take your warp nacelles to warp 5. Set phasers to stunned by your beauty. You can beam me up, Hottie, anytime."
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Merlin & Nimue were heavier than Arthur expected, but he dragged their bodies to the tree's root system where Lance dug their grave. "We must flee to the Fisher King's palace!"
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, the nickname for the block of halfway homes and rehab centers for muppets, it's alleys and tenements became their new home where Oscar slowly dried out. Sweepin' the clouds away.
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Shoving her onto the passenger seat, he cleaned off what goo he could, wiping his hands onto her flower-print mu-mu, started the T-Bird and drove to the New Mexican desert for good
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the kids of high placed government officials. Upon receiving the pre-programmed signal, they would animate & destroy these enemies of BoxMe Inc. One stuffed Eeyore took out a whole
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sadly they went down the drain. The animatronics' arms, stuck to their instruments, could not reach for the crucial keys. The rain sputtered their electronics, and Chuck would only
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rdware store to confront Geekman, the regional manager, w / the letter. "What kind of drivel is this to send a princess? I'll have you know, unless you bring me the finest hammer,
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dripping mass of what appeared to be flowers in one tendril & possibly a malformed jewelry box in the other. The blob attempt by repulsive throbbings to imitate falling to one knee
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As he continued to hold Starr's head under he added, "As Revenge is a dish best served, thusly." When the slow bubbles stopped rising from the udon broth, Harrison grabbed a noodle
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silence wafted about him. Pete knew something was wrong for the world to go so quiet. As his blanket tent collapsed, he decided he must check on Mrs. Robinson to make sure her
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Han Sulu, Panda Express Employee of the month, plunged into the Hoth Refrigeration System atop his wonton in search of his only friend—Lu Ki—before Gen Tzo of the Empire found him.
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They quickly formed a cult around it, claiming that the sacred Trigram stood for Obsculata Novus Lumos & carved ONL into their foreheads. They chanted the sacred words in order to
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to to lead the children out of town by the intricately evil but wacky scheme having street performers sing sub-standard renditions of Cher-songs. This resulted in the City Council