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themselves in whipped cream and shaved chocolate and were swiftly offered to the bar gods. Top o' the morning to ya, said a green-tinted summer ale. The bartender pulled a pot of -
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eeled before him and made wishes. Anyone would be a very tired creature after a day like that. He squawked at her for taking a little too long. She felt sorry for him and smiled.
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artian landing site, it all depended on who showed up that day. Most of the time people just wanted a glimpse of the duck-faced Martian. I got better tips when I waddled.
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buy a used copy, burn it, and pass it on. Would they know the difference, or care? We found out soon enough when the duo dished out a double headbutt. Down for the count, we were.
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self tricked his dinner guests into thinking that the djinn wasn't in, but the djinn was him! How many culinary figures could fix a situation like this? The Gingerbread Man can
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Conveniently the Narrator chose that moment to have a massive sneezing fit. Like so many folding story fragments, the evidence flew off the pedestal and blew away.
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was she bewitched the entire time? As it turns out the Devil mischievously planned everything to drive a wedge between humans and arachnids. Ms Myffete's name was cleared.
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Of course I also wondered, how could some random twit on twitter glance at people and instantly tell that they were hunting grandpas?
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One of the clown paramedics hugged her and immediately she felt funny. Tiffany mumbled something unintelligible. The clowns put her on a stretcher and raced to a nearby hospital
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" *cackle* Robin seemed to remember things a little differently. He recalled seeing Batman in the tub using his rubber ducky, but the briefcase contents were strewn all over the
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spraying the walls with romesco sauce. "Hey those nuts were expensive!" It took the kitchen staff all evening to clean up the place. What a fiasco, but ah, it's in the pasta.
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is mosaics may have foretold such occurrences. There was only one way to be sure. I booked a trip to Greece
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A spry sprite snapped her fingers, and a curvy server of maple syrup materialized before the Fairy King's eyes. Fae folk flitted about the beautiful, starlit feast. A ring of
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he finished. His fingers were wrinkled like prunes. Detective Manatee offered to wash Chef Johann's next round of dishes for him. He splashed around in the sink so much that
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Apparently the Cloud was another name for UFOs, because I mean how else can you explain what just happened? Bethany was angry at first, maybe worried what we'd find there
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bed of spinach to her dinner guests. "That's going to leave a scar," she realized, just as she passed out. Plum pudding and spiced rum were served for dessert. She wouldn't miss
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So I hatched an elaborate plan to collect the banana without touching it or the table. I constructed a Rube Goldberg machine that started with a catapult and
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for her to get lost. Even as I said it, I felt wrong, but I could not, would not let them see. That was the last time I saw her again.
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Buttercup sighed heavily. This was not the job she had signed up for, but she fetched the tissues and chapstick. At the director's door, she heard moosic. "Excuse me,
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about doe-eyed little deer frolicking through fields of wildflowers. Crampus nearly went into a song and dance number, but just in time Bambi and Thumper arrived. It was time for