26 Folds
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5in fear." He felt the pillowy mounds of animosity enveloping his dreams and derriere. And this all originated from a simple good-natured throwdown with a Princess Leia body pillow.
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5are the dance aspiration punch cards? I've fulfilled my 1st dream of being a backup hiphop dancer, but my dream of professionally doing ballroom at McDonald's is still unrealized.
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3"What constitutes a freshly sharpened pencil?" I asked Monkeycat with undulating tones of foreboding and beigely accented graphite writing sticks.
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6it was my main source of protein. I quinoa, and I baklava. I hummus, and I tofu. In fact, my food sources are closer to the sun which grant me deity status.
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4He glanced at the mystery meatloaf and knew it was time. His unbridled hunger for glory had always stood the test of time, and he was never one to turn away from a challenge.
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4ed her new hit "Consult a Doctor for Medical Advice, Baby," to revamp her career. She ignored her stage fright & Valium slid across stage on a giant red pill to deafening applause.
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9Taking pictures with the local shoppers and admiringthe vast collection of novelty reusable bags. Lobsterman and Godzilla ended up getting 50 dollars worth of kale and kale accesso
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7made her mouth water. The part cinnamon part gingerbread cologne, the snazzy buttons and big, beady eyes made her swoon and shiver. "Gingerbread Guy?"
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5part of the biosphere. The weather there was much more volatile while the Cliffs of Regret would best be described as the 2nd Siberian tundra. Nostalgia and Denial were the two mai
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10Diarrhea Planet was now the 10th planet in our solar system. School teachers were baffled at this new scientific development and scientists' odd choice of name. The planet, made of
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2ready to rumble. It turned out the Queen's coaxing for him to find a hobby had backfired. His latest extracurricular foray into Mexican wrestling left him hardened, un-beheadable
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5Black beans, black beans, have you any wool? Yessir, yessir, uracil.
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2commune and the bonobo's father's vow of celibacy was starting to wear thin. So paired with lustful busking & pregnancy cravings, Mr. Goompo went through Cher's entire discograghy.
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3The cameras were pointed towards the stage as the two families stood behind the stands, name tags apparent, and surnames projected onto the screens behind each. Then, the clapping
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6bras tied over their Hawaiian shirts. It was the norm on the 9th floor, nicknamed "Island Wild West". I ran back to the elevator and pressed the button: "Floor Five: Bears."
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6decided to bring house music to Hell. Harp music was just not dance-able. I crafted speakers from discarded pitchforks and electric eels and attempted to access the wi-fi, "Butts."
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4Hollywood. "You hear about the lady who moved in across from the H?" "No, who is she?" "No one knows, but she's talking smack about Susan." "That witch!"
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2juggling lots of exotic fruits. Every time the mutants did something otherworldly people couldn't believe it! One mutant did a backflip while leg-waxing poetic. "I don't believe it
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3So he goes out and he makes his money the best way he knows how, another body laying cold in the gutter. Listen to me!
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1Because a well-intentioned grapevine could wreak havoc when performed in Doc Martens.