Finished Folds (161—180)
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5to offer me in terms of trade?" The devil stared at Marilyn Manson, unmoved by the prospect of acquiring the musician's soul. "Ever been backstage at a rock concert?" He asked Luci
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6all his dishes. He paced by the window, reworking equations written on the glass. Swapping 2 people daily, and doubling it every 240 days should be the answer. And Jessica Simpson
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1where they actually had fun? It was called funiture for a reason, right? He snuck a glance at his date sitting beside him. She was so bored shed resorted to counting ceiling tiles.
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2sought after man in all of Kentucky. Still stationed at the window of the shoe store, he realized that it was time. Those golden loafers with the reversible tassels would be his.
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3goblins he ended up with a broken net and a heart full of shame. Why his father would want to take him goblin hunting again, he had no idea. But as they traversed the tundra,
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3a lot of face in the Finance community to say the least. He traced the lines of his new face tattoo, admiring the handiwork. As their eyes met, the Wall Street stockbroker screa
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2delivering the Green Monster's singing telegram - a shame since the knight had some strong words for him that could only be accurately expressed through song. GM tended my wounds
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1as she realized that her makeup, lipstick in particular, had been applied haphazardly due to a morning rush. Wiping the lipstick from her neck and the eyeshadow from her armpits,
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6The man paused his existential tirade to solicit a tip from passerbys. Some people busk. Some people mime. He philosophically self-argued for cash. It got him through med school,
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5sofa-bed on wheels, which ruined his doughnuty dream with a loud crash. SUVs. More like sports utility vetala. The cop glared at her, writing out a ticket for her violation, when
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4despite the coach's efforts at instructing him not to get them in a knot, his panties, curiously, had a single knot at its end as he had thrashed back and forth on the flagpole.
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5Colonel Mustard. He had a thing for retro board games. The masquerade ball was going smoothly, when suddenly, a mysterious masked man entered. Without an invitation, the nerve!
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5raven closeby. "Don't try anything." She was wary of vocabulary-deficient fowls who referenced classic literature. She continued reading from a phonebook void of E's, her phobia wo
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9I thought about it, maybe "Trampled By an Ostrich" wasn't the best name for a diner or the most tactful way to honor my mother's death. But the sign was set & business was booming.
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6and most rights were merely privileges dressed in period piece apparel. He sighed. All he'd ever wanted to do was join the convent & become a star. But the sisters kept taxing his
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6sp cleats sparkling with a midnight gleam, though it couldn't have been more than five past noon. Arch-Trainer Allana was in awe of her new meat-lovers' gym design, reminiscient of
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10"These old things?" The squidess drawled. "It's lemon chiffon actually." Squidman was stumped. He'd never seen that shade of yellow. Especially on interstellar gator-skin boots.
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1Simon looked at him expectantly. Well, whatever Simon says... so I drove my moped into the wall, or platform rather - Platform Nine and Three Quarters.
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4Mary Poppins looked up from her Facebook page after posting a rebellious Camus quote and sighed. It was times like these when she'd think to herself, What would Carrie Bradshaw do?
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3I was a concerned citizen of my face, so I just wanted to give the new zit cream FDA was testing a quick try. As I dodged Secret Service members on the way home, my nose felt stran