This is the stuff of countless schlocky sci-fi

This is the stuff of countless schlocky sci-fi films that have tarnished the image of science fiction for decades.

Most of the sci-fi offending shlock can be traced to a little show called "Small Wonder." Other shows that mocked the image of sci-fi for decades was ALF, which

stood for Alien Life Form, but you still had to call him by his full name: ALF, The Alien Life Form which I feel is redundant. Battlefield: Earth was another scar on the record of

humanity but that record was now so covered in scar tissue and wound remnants that it hardly mattered anymore. In order to help out, I released a plague that with any luck would

make everyone smell of apples, rendering the human race inept against the inevitable pony uprising. Equines were gentle creatures, and humanity would pass unto obscurity. Hairgel

would be replaced by the curry comb, manicures would be nonexistent. Only farriers would survive the takeover. One young boy decided to take Black Beauty hostage . "Let my

horse milk wine is a delicacy. The beauty found a dashing stallion & soon the boy had opened an Airag stand on a trail in the Mongolian steppes near Gun Galuut. Beauty's foal Daaga

trotted about in the wide open spaces of Mongolia. Beauty had found a paradise to raise her young foal. Winter in Mongolia was harsh but the Mongolian's treasured their horses

more than life itself. And you would do well to remember this, young one: Never stand between a Mongolian and his horse. Now go away. It's time for my daily meditation.