Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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5late to save it. They said it was closer than close, but maybe that was just jive talkin'. Richard cried, "Oh nooo!" He simply couldn't take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it.
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8with our toes. Or if we're feeling especially industrious, we could try doodling with our mouths." Grok agreed, so they went to work and created some real masterpieces that day.
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1oven mitts, eyeing their hairy, human-like fingers protruding from the ends and curved around the metal bars. One had exceptionally long fingernails that appeared to be painted
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4I'll also practice my finger dance moves on the kalimba to whip my digits into shape - just like Tom Hanks in "Big," but on a much smaller scale. Coach gave me the thumbs up
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5didn't know was that the cashier had misheard her request. He looked up at her in surprise and worry and gasped. Quietly, he asked, "How did you know my garters were holey?"
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3- howled Wile E. Coyote, relieved to have finally caught up with that ever-elusive Roadrunner. All he had to do was devise a wildly elaborate, foolproof plan to get his paws on
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5bellowed, heatedly. "How shall I ever regain my spark?" Summoning his followers, the Lord of Darkness devised a foolproof plan to pull himself out of this infernal slump.
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4-ice declared that there was too much plaid and paisley involved. My scrunchy was "knot" amused at this, but soon it reopened in another town, where it became quite successful.
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5kept her neck warm. From time to time, they scurried to the floor and ate left over crumbs from communion wafers. However the gerbils ran and hid whenever they saw certain people
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5e guy who had the audacity to say that my twin and I are exactly the same. To illustrate the notion that we are unique individuals, my twin brother cleverly took it upon himself to
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5blades, corkscrews that twisted menacingly, and a massive cheeseboard that laid in wait for me. As I tried to quietly slide past one of the malicious-looking mincers,
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6suggestive.Yet as I chewed it over, the idea made my stomach churn. I wondered whether my therapist was just trying to butter me up. Maybe I'd been spreading myself too thin...
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6I reveled in their sweet, creamy goodness, tand washed it all down with a glass of milk. Suddenly a blatant burp erupted from somewhere within, which unfortunately woke the
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5chickens and roasted them under a hot broiler for dinner. We didn't share it with the loanshark of course, but Bruno and Cookie were invited. Cookie managed to keep his finger
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4under one arm. That comment stung, and Tina lowered the Purple Hooter. She strode over to Uncle Rico and shoved him in the shoulder, which surprised him. He dropped his ball
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2Gasping, Col. Fisher gingerly lifted his face and wiped it with one hand, and then licked the jello from one finger. Blimey...it was lime. Too bad - cherry was his favorite.
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2k ecstasy-laced lattes or molly macchiatos. The company was just one step away from serving up some happy-go-lucky sunshine in a cup. If only
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1were after all the best for blowing huge bubbles that would cover his new lids as well as his past ones. Ater just a few chomps, his entire face would be covered in sticky pink goo
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7back on each time, and zombified as she was, she didn't even wince. Still I decided to buy her a pair of long black opera gloves to wear every day to keep her hands intact.
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4Italian sausage and meatball stew, while its ten legs and forty-two arms wrestled with each other to get at the pair of large metal tongs hanging on the wall. I watched as it