Finished Folds (2021—2040)
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6Then again Felipe liked used books, so I assumed he wouldn't mind a few doodles on the pages, here and there. As I finished my business, he banged on the door again, and I said, "
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6Imagining the dire consequences this could have, I made color-coded copies of the keys and placed them on hooks in a cabinet, behind a locked door, which meant I needed another key
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2I'd have to sing and dance salsa-style. I didn't want Flipper to get hurt, so I agreed. When I arrived, she and 45 of her equally crazed friends were waiting for me with bells on
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6and inadvertently stuck her foot in it again, so to speak. Fran felt a sting on her her ankle and quickly jerked her foot away, dripping with honey! She'd stepped right in a beehiv
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4Attila/Mitt the Honey Badger didn't care, even about the very poor. He just kept gulping down those tasty sandwiches, carefully prepared by his binders full of women.
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5. The wurst part was that now I had to figure out what to do with all that kielbasa. No matter how I sliced it, I didn't feel like much of a weiner in this case. Ah, broiled again!
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5late to save it. They said it was closer than close, but maybe that was just jive talkin'. Richard cried, "Oh nooo!" He simply couldn't take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it.
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8with our toes. Or if we're feeling especially industrious, we could try doodling with our mouths." Grok agreed, so they went to work and created some real masterpieces that day.
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1oven mitts, eyeing their hairy, human-like fingers protruding from the ends and curved around the metal bars. One had exceptionally long fingernails that appeared to be painted
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4I'll also practice my finger dance moves on the kalimba to whip my digits into shape - just like Tom Hanks in "Big," but on a much smaller scale. Coach gave me the thumbs up
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5didn't know was that the cashier had misheard her request. He looked up at her in surprise and worry and gasped. Quietly, he asked, "How did you know my garters were holey?"
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3- howled Wile E. Coyote, relieved to have finally caught up with that ever-elusive Roadrunner. All he had to do was devise a wildly elaborate, foolproof plan to get his paws on
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5bellowed, heatedly. "How shall I ever regain my spark?" Summoning his followers, the Lord of Darkness devised a foolproof plan to pull himself out of this infernal slump.
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4-ice declared that there was too much plaid and paisley involved. My scrunchy was "knot" amused at this, but soon it reopened in another town, where it became quite successful.
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5kept her neck warm. From time to time, they scurried to the floor and ate left over crumbs from communion wafers. However the gerbils ran and hid whenever they saw certain people
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5e guy who had the audacity to say that my twin and I are exactly the same. To illustrate the notion that we are unique individuals, my twin brother cleverly took it upon himself to
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5blades, corkscrews that twisted menacingly, and a massive cheeseboard that laid in wait for me. As I tried to quietly slide past one of the malicious-looking mincers,
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6suggestive.Yet as I chewed it over, the idea made my stomach churn. I wondered whether my therapist was just trying to butter me up. Maybe I'd been spreading myself too thin...
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6I reveled in their sweet, creamy goodness, tand washed it all down with a glass of milk. Suddenly a blatant burp erupted from somewhere within, which unfortunately woke the
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5chickens and roasted them under a hot broiler for dinner. We didn't share it with the loanshark of course, but Bruno and Cookie were invited. Cookie managed to keep his finger