Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre

Thats it! If i see one more misused apostofre or mispelling your dead! Said Randy. An dont come wit you're excuses like "who care's" or "i just want to get my mesage acros"

The teachers at the Montessori school were starting to crack down. Students huddled, terrified, in the corner while Mr. Randy shouted. "It's accrosst, not acros. And stop using

your nose as a finger warmer". An icy wind blew through the school freezing all the water in the toilets. Mr Randy was prepared for the ice age but the students doubted how they

would survive if they didn't have basic sanitation and wooly jumpers. "No worries kids, this is just a minor ice age. Stop moaning in the back!" Mr. Randy was indeed an experienced

caveman. "Kids and your sharpened flints!" Mr. Randy pointed to the mammoth on the chalk board. "In my day we used heavy clubs! and don't get me started on sabre-toothed tigers!"

No one was paying attention because Ook had drawn a picture of Mr. Randy with big cavewoman boobs on a rock & passed it to Glok. Glok guffawed and Gak fell off her chair. Mr Randy

stamped his hairy foot. "From now on," Mr Randy ugged, "we're drawing BISON & HANDS, nothing else!" Ook, Glok & Gak couldn't believe it. The Stone Age was boring enough. They threw

the stone carving print into the ground with a thump "Now listen here!" Ook exclaimed. "we're not about to start over, we're already 3 days into this, here's what we're going to do

, we're going to draw them without hands." The Cave Artists were impressed with Ook's solution. Grok asked, "But how do we do that" Ook leaned on his club, "By drawing them